Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
The Geek	Alien: "I had no idea T'Pol could do that!" Archer: "That's nothing. You should see her squeeze herself into her uniform."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
The Geek	Alien: "Look at them!" Archer: "What?" Alien: "I think they are writing humorus captions at our expense!" Archer: "They are called 'nerds,' sir." Alien: "Ah, yes. On our planet, nerds are revered as gods!"
OlderThanTOS	Alien: Are you getting a boner too?
Mr. President	TUCKER (off-screen): "Oh...I thought when said you met some aliens with two glands in front their chin...actually, you know what, forget what I thought."
Mr. President	ALIEN: "Djhdghagdah hah jgf aghdlw ohfosydv jif shf pdif svh iopw ipw!!" ARCHER: "He wants to know if he can have fries with that and supersize the coke."
Ktasay	Oo-mox has a whole new meaning with lobes like Zjod's.
Frankie Chestnuts	Archer: Trip, please apologize to the Ambassador. He can't help it that his face looks like a toilet seat.
The Geek	As Archer and the alien contemplate whatever it is they are looking at, Reed uses the time to contemplate Archer's outrageous dandruff problem.
The Geek	Archer: "Sir?" Alien: "Yes, Captain?" Archer: "Let go of my thigh." Alien: "Yes, Captain."
The Geek	And just think! When this is released on Blu-Ray, this scene will be even more blue!
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien: "If I had a set of cannons like that on my ship, I'd control the entire quadrant!" Archer: I'm sure Commander T'Pol appreciates it, but I suggest keeping your comments to yourself."
ketteringdave	What do you get when you cross a Klingon and an Andorian? Not sure, but I bet it beats Archer in a fight.
Frankie Chestnuts	Archer: "Yes. I agree with you. There ARE four lights."
Frankie Chestnuts	This week on: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens"...
TS	"You couldn't think up of a better alien than one with a butt on his forhead?!"
Mr. President	ARCHER: "Lieutenant, how many times - don't call him Butthead." ALIEN: "Yes, I'm not Butthead, I'm Beavis. He's Butthead." ARCHER: "Exactly. Wait, what...?"
drow	"Mr. Ambassador, what's that on your chin?" "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain." "And why does your forehead look the same?" "..." *cough* "Captain to T'pol, you'll want to get down here."
Ty.G	Scott (to self) *sigh* now I understand why Shatner hated conventions.
Mr. President	REED: *thinking* "One phaser hit to the back of his head, that's all it would take. One phaser hit and the ship is mine..."
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien: "If I had a set of cannons like that on my ship, I'd control the entire quadrant!" Archer: "I'm sure Commander T'Pol appreciates it, but I suggest keeping your comments to yourself."
Frankie Chestnuts	Archer (to self): "Don't look at his forehead. Don't look at his forehead. It DOESN'T look like an ass. Don't look at his forehead."
Silent Bob	Archer (thinking): "Wow, she's gorgeous." Alien (thinking): "Wow, she's gorgeous." Reed (thinking): "Wow, he's gorgeous."
The Geek	Archer gets his ass kicked in 3... 2...
nerd86	Man, in the 23rd century, it is going to get so much harder to tell who is in town for ComicCon and who is just a regular tourist.
Mr. President	"Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, captain..."

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