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Frankie Chestnuts Data (to self): “Hold on… I also had the fish at lunch!”
Frankie Chestnuts Lactose intolerance amount the Klingon species is relatively rare… but can be debilitating.
Cyrus Ramsay ...and that's why Romulan Ale is illegal.
Captain 8472 The ‘Trust Fall’ exercise was a true failure.
Silent Bob Data didn't realise the affect the "Snooze" button would have.
Silent Bob Everyone falls to the left.
Riker in a desperate desire for the captains chair falls the other way.
Silent Bob Data: "Stardate 23203.2, It's now been 3 months since the coffee ran out."
Captain 8472 Data: Does this mean I get a promotion?
Frankie Chestnuts Data: “ Captain, in my estimation the anomaly is perfectly safe… Captain?
[Turns slowly]
I guess “safe” is a relative term.”
Frankie Chestnuts Data: "Yes, Captain. The Olympics will go on for another 7 days... Captain?
Miss Marple Data: Note to self, on my next assignment, do not play Monty Python’s "The Funniest Joke in the World" sketch.
Captain 8472 Data: I see. Spot’s litter box needs an extra cleaning.
Bird of Prey Data's log, star date 56547.8. Since I never had a real childhood, I strive to catch up on many of the typical experiences that young humans have. For example, today was my first slumber party.
Chromedome The crew were exhausted after binge watching the Olympics for two weeks.
Frankie Chestnuts Data: I guess this answers the question about 'Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?'
Frankie Chestnuts Data: "So THAT is the problem..."
Mr. WORF I wonder who didn't get vaccinated for COVID ?
N'tran DS 12 Evidently, today was a good day to die.
Bird of Prey Data: "I guess that wasn't synthehol after all..."
Chromedome "What's so shocking, guys? I only said that I am really Frankie Chestnuts!"
Mr. WORF Unfortunately Data's simulated B.O. was a touch to strong.
Miss Marple Data: Captain, I believe that a FULL circle of protection is required... a semi-circle or a demi-lune does not appear to offer sufficient protection... Captain?
Miss Marple Vulcan death fart?
Chromedome As the effect of the liquid lunch took hold, Data realised why Picard had called him "the designated driver".

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