|Chromedome||How they managed to get roadkill in space I have no idea ... but waste not, want not.|
|Captain 8472||Then they forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels… and there was much rejoicing.|
|Chromedome||(offscreen) "OK Mr. Kennedy, why DID you invite him to the DITL annual barbecue?"|
|N'tran DS 12||Today is a good day to dine.|
|N'tran DS 12||Today is a good day to fry.|
|Captain 8472||I am forced to wonder about the ‘bathroom situation’ this incident produced. And I am afraid of the answer.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Hoshi: "Aye. The haggis is in the fire for sure!"
Mayweather: "Wow Hoshi... I didn't know you spoke Scotty."
|Chromedome||"I'll show you how to make a Big Kahuna Burger. And it's a damn fine burger!"|
|Miss Marple||Trip: Sure you got yer Calphalon, yer All-Clad, and yer "Le Creuset," but you’re really not cooking unless you’ve got a "Made In" sauté pan…|
|Captain 8472||Isn’t revenge a dish best served cold?|
|Chromedome||"Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!"
|Chromedome||Trip's Twist On Mac'n'Cheese
The twist being that it's nothing like that.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Just can’t wait for Gordon Ramsay to jump out and scream at Trip: “That is NOT the way you stir fry chicken feet!!”|
|Chromedome||"Are you SURE this will work instead of dilithium crystals?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Mayweather: “Hey Hoshi… Just wondering. How many alien species are currently on Enterprise?”
Hoshi: “Well… There’s Phlox and T’Pol… those three Takrets… and whatever Trip’s cooking up there.”
|Chromedome||"Well, cook my giblets and call me Trip!"|
|Chromedome||"It's called Chicken Surprise. You'll love it."
"What's the surprise?"
"It's not chicken."
|N'tran DS 12||"The pasta is ready.
I'm mixing in some antipasto.
Y'all might want to stand back a bit."
|Chromedome||"Don't worry, Chromedome will eat it if we serve it with enough beer."|
|SlipperyStream47||The epitome of American cooking.|
|Chromedome||"I say, I say, I say. My dog's got no nose."
"How does he smell?"
"Pretty bad. Put some more soy sauce in the pan and see if that helps."
|N'tran DS 12||Wait, where's Porthos?!|
|Captain 8472||USDA inspected does not mean USDA approved. They looked at it, if only out of morbid curiosity.|
|Captain 8472||Weapons of my ass destruction.|
|Chromedome||"Right, add the fava beans and open the bottle of Chianti."|
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