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Chromedome How they managed to get roadkill in space I have no idea ... but waste not, want not.

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Captain 8472 Then they forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels… and there was much rejoicing.
Chromedome (offscreen) "OK Mr. Kennedy, why DID you invite him to the DITL annual barbecue?"
N'tran DS 12 Today is a good day to dine.
N'tran DS 12 Today is a good day to fry.
Captain 8472 I am forced to wonder about the ‘bathroom situation’ this incident produced. And I am afraid of the answer.
Frankie Chestnuts Hoshi: "Aye. The haggis is in the fire for sure!"
Mayweather: "Wow Hoshi... I didn't know you spoke Scotty."
Chromedome "I'll show you how to make a Big Kahuna Burger. And it's a damn fine burger!"
Miss Marple Trip: Sure you got yer Calphalon, yer All-Clad, and yer "Le Creuset," but you’re really not cooking unless you’ve got a "Made In" sauté pan…
Captain 8472 Isn’t revenge a dish best served cold?
Chromedome "Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!"
Chromedome Trip's Twist On Mac'n'Cheese
The twist being that it's nothing like that.
Frankie Chestnuts Just can’t wait for Gordon Ramsay to jump out and scream at Trip: “That is NOT the way you stir fry chicken feet!!”
Chromedome "Are you SURE this will work instead of dilithium crystals?"
Frankie Chestnuts Mayweather: “Hey Hoshi… Just wondering. How many alien species are currently on Enterprise?”
Hoshi: “Well… There’s Phlox and T’Pol… those three Takrets… and whatever Trip’s cooking up there.”
Chromedome "Well, cook my giblets and call me Trip!"
Chromedome "It's called Chicken Surprise. You'll love it."
"What's the surprise?"
"It's not chicken."
N'tran DS 12 "The pasta is ready.
I'm mixing in some antipasto.
Y'all might want to stand back a bit."
Chromedome "Don't worry, Chromedome will eat it if we serve it with enough beer."
SlipperyStream47 The epitome of American cooking.
Chromedome "I say, I say, I say. My dog's got no nose."
"How does he smell?"
"Pretty bad. Put some more soy sauce in the pan and see if that helps."
N'tran DS 12 Wait, where's Porthos?!
Captain 8472 USDA inspected does not mean USDA approved. They looked at it, if only out of morbid curiosity.
Captain 8472 Weapons of my ass destruction.
Chromedome "Right, add the fava beans and open the bottle of Chianti."

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