Search
Cookie Usage Statistics Colour Key Sudden Death Monthly Poll Caption Comp eMail Author Shops
Ships Fleets Weaponry Species People Timelines Calculators Photo Galleries
Stations Design Lineage Size Charts Battles Science / Tech Temporal Styling Maps / Politics
Articles Reviews Lists Recreation Search Site Guide What's New Forum
2024 2023 2022 2021 2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 1998

Caption Competition

EnterEntriesHonour Roll
PreviousLast monthVote

1 Dec 2019

Caption comp image

Winner

Name Caption
Horta not Vorta Apollo's lack of under garments was unfortunately very apparent.

Special Mention

Name Caption
MR. WORF The Crew look in amazement at the Washington Nationals winning the World Series 2019 !!!
Frankie Chestnuts Scotty: "My God, it's full of stars."
Spock: "Actually, in addition to stars, there are numerous galaxies, nebulae, pulsars and a variety of other phenomenon."
Bones: "Spock, shut your Plomeek soup hole."
MLCoolJ Our heroes eagerly anticipating the premiere of "Star Trek: Picard".
Miss Marple Spock: Yes, Doctor, scenes like this are precisely the reason why a generation of young men wound up living in their parents’ basements WAAAAAAY past puberty.
Bird of Prey Spock: "Yes, the Captain lost his shirt again. Yes, his torso is magnificent. Doesn't mean you all have to stare as if this doesn't happen all the time."
Chromedome They waited anxiously to see if Scotty's bid for a new warp core on eBay would be accepted.
Chromedome "Commander Scott. Please explain why this Professor can run his car through time & space when you require two large warp engines."
"Aye, Mr. Spock, but 'tis only if it goes at 88 miles per hour and gets hit by lightning at the right moment."
"And at the end of the documentary, he has a fusion power with a kitchen blender."
"That's nae impressive. I made the anti-matter reactor out of a lava lamp!"
Bird of Prey Spock: "I find it quite fascinating that you humans are finding reality TV so fascinating."
Chromedome "Oh no! There go another two red shirts!"
Samus The TOS crew get to see what CBS has done to their universe
Obama3rdterm A second logical choice for President..Spock.
Bird of Prey Spock: "After careful analysis I have concluded that the strange object on our screen is neither a space anomaly nor an alien ship."
McCoy: "What is is then, Spock?"
Spock: "It's a squashed insect on the camera lens."
Chromedome Spock: "B7, Mr. Chekov. Fire."
Uhura: "Mr. Spock, you sank his battleship!"
Bird of Prey Kirk: "What are you all looking at? Is my shirt torn again?"
Spock: "No. Your pants."
Chromedome Spock: "Assume nothing, except an occasional air of intelligence."
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: “An invention, Doctor. First potassium nitrate, and now if he can find some sulfur and a charcoal deposit or ordinary coal.”
Scotty: “I see... He could construct a weapon. If he could only form some sort of rudimentary lathe…”
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "Mr. Scott... I need you to beam down to the planet surface."
Scotty: "Looks a wee bit dangerous down there... Doctor, could we trade shirts before I go?"
Bones: "I don't think so... But I'm sure Uhura would be happy to trade for her dress."
PegasusJF Bones: Is this Caption Competition almost over? My feet are killing me!
Chromedome "Bud"
"Why"
"Sir"
Bird of Prey Spock: "It appears the computer is malfunctioning. Mr. Scott, do you concur?"
Scotty: "The screen being all blue? Aye Commander, that's really bad..."
Cyrus Ramsay Bones:"Please, Spock, don't tell me this cat video is fascinating."
Spock:"No, Doctor, but it is...interesting."
Skipbear Working up to the "Vulcan Death Fart".
Bird of Prey Spock: "Mr. Scott here got very upset when you called the Enterprise a garbage scow, but for the sake of rekindling our diplomatic relations to the Klingon Empire, he is willing to..."
Klingon: "Your mother was a tribble and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Spock: "Sarek of Vulcan does NOT smell ef elderberries!"
AdmiralM "Unknowingly Spock just shot down Santa's sleigh."

Entries : 79People : 0


© Graham & Ian Kennedy Page views : 14,036 Last updated : 1 Dec 2019