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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | Seska: "But what is Frankie Chestnuts doing here?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "Omg! Would you, like, be seen dead with that caption?" |
| The Geek | Seska: "So THAT'S how far down Neelix's spots go!" Guy: "If you'll excuse me, I need to phaser my eyes." |
| DBB | Seska: Wait, wait. It's pronounced "mah-kee"? I've been saying "mah-kwiss." |
| Chromedome | #2 in DITL's series of "People Looking Over Other People's Shoulders" pictures |
| Bird of Prey | Seska: "By the Prophets... Is Tuvok sleepwalking naked again?" Other guy: "Try to ignore it And don't mention it to him later. The Doctor said that it's important that Tuvok thinks that it was all just a dream when he wakes up." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Jarvis: "Is that a naked Talaxian?" Seska: "Homina, homina, homina..." Jarvis: "I'll take that as a 'yes'." |
| Bird of Prey | Marquis crewman: "I am so angry, I could punch a Cardassian right now!" Seska: "Wait, what?" Marquis crewman: "But unfortunately, the next Cardie is probably 70.000 lightyears away." Seska: "Yes. No damn Cardies in your vicinity. None at all! Not a single one!" |
| MR. WORF | Crewmen : I'd like you to meet my Grandfather . Seska : OMG !!!! Is that who I think it is ? Crewmen : Yes , James T. Kirk. |
| Bird of Prey | Seska: "An obnoxious alien cook, a holographic doctor with a terrible bedside manner, a chief engineer with serious anger issues, a psychologically unstable captain, and people turning into salamanders... I have to get off this ship as fast as possible!!" |
| Bird of Prey | Marquis Crewman: "What's the matter, Seska?" Seska: "It's the distribution of the quarters in which we'll have to live during the journey back to the Alpha Quadrant. Turns out that I can choose between the one next to Harry Kim's and the one next to Neelix'. This means either having to listen to awful clarinet music every damn night, or, well... living next to Neelix." |
| Bird of Prey | Crewman: "Please stay behind me, Seska. I don't want to get surprised by someone stabbing me in the back..." Seska: *hides knife* |
| Bird of Prey | Marquis Crewman: "Sure, the captain is a loon who hired the worst cook in the galaxy, pressed us into Starfleet and will surely lead us to certain doom sooner or later - but at least it's better here on Voyager than, let's say any Kazon ship! Right, Seska?" Seska. *just stares into space* Marquis Crewman: "Uh, Seska...? Are you OK?" |
| Chromedome | "Hang on, if the pizza can be delivered from Earth by a guy on a scooter ... why is it taking us so long to get home?" |
| The Geek | Star Trek: Confounded |
| Bird of Prey | Marquis Guy: " So Tuvok was an undercover agent from Starfleet when he worked for Chakotay. But what if he wasn't the only one? Just imagine that! Wouldn't it be weird if someone from our Marquis cell turns out to be, uh... let's say a Cardassian in disguise?" Seska: "Yeah... That would be very weird..." |
| Bird of Prey | Marquis guy: "I don't really mind being part of a Starfleet crew. But what concerns me is the prospect of having to spend 70 years on the same ship as that psychopath from our Marquis crew. My gut just tells me that this person is secretly planning to murder us all..." Seska: "What!? I am not secretly evil, I swear!" Marquis guy: "What made you think I am talking about you? I meant Lon Suder." |
| Chromedome | "And now we go over to the final of the Starfleet Inter-species Mixed Doubles Staring Competition where the Voyager team have been staring down their opponents without a blink for 2 hours 37 minutes. Saska is going all out with a "Full Frontal Nose Wrinkle" move, while her partner is trying for the maximum technique score with the "Calculating Corner Incline With Uncertainty" ... |
| Bird of Prey | Seska: "A 70 year long journey through a part of space in which who knows what dangers are lurking? This isn't what I signed up for!" Marquis Crewman: "We are Marquis. Technically, we didn't 'sign up' for anything." |
| jg | I don’t know what they’re looking at, but judging by their expression, it best left in the “things you wish you could unsee” category |
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