Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Miss Marple	Before you laugh, just be grateful ditl hasn't posted YOUR prom pictures.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Not only was Trip's Ferengi blow-up doll aesthetically disgusting, it had some intrinsic design flaws... PAINFUL intrinsic design flaws.
Frankie Chestnuts	T'Pol: "Interesting... Is this skin or cartilage?" Krem: "Nom, nom, nom... ahhhhhhhhh." T'pol: "Hmmmm... Do you always have this reaction to someone doing this?" Krem: "Aaahhhmmmm... Bhabaaaa... Flaa, flaa." T'Pol: "Fascinating... And what if I touch you like this?" Krem: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!" T'Pol: "Interesting."
Frankie Chestnuts	Ferengi Porn. INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple	IDIC...
Cailus	Some historians believe that stress was fhe reason T'Pol turned to trellium-D. Those historians were fortunate to never see this.
Frankie Chestnuts	Boom-chicka OO- Mox
N'tran DS 12	Aural Pleasures
The Geek	The Ferengi O-face: What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Foxbat	"My, what big ears you have...."
Miss Marple	A hot woman & a dis-attractive guy with poor self esteem. Nerd fantasies... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple	A hot woman & a dis-attractive guy with poor self esteem. Nerd fantasies... IN SP-.... um, in his PARENTS' BASEMENT!!!
Frankie Chestnuts	This is one REALLY bizarre version of the Chinese Finger Trap.
Frankie Chestnuts	T'Pol: "Not every species asses are located in the same place. However, I had no idea that the Ferengi actually had their asses on their head!”
Bird of Prey	T'Pol: ''Your lobes feel harder than I would have anticipated.'' Ferengi: ''Oh, usually they are quite soft. It all depends on the situation...''
Rob	Rule of Aquisition #40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.
Nerd907	The "Ferengi Love Slave 2" holosuite program was surprisingly popular on Vulcan.
Bird of Prey	And I have always thought that feeling one's pagh is a Bajoran thing...
Bird of Prey	T'Pol: ''No wonder he mistook my lirpa for a Q-tip...''
The Geek	Remember folks: What happens at the Convention, stays at the Convention.
RedDwarfian	And here we see one of our customers trying out our newest Holosuite program, "Vulcan Love Slave 3".
Bird of Prey	The Deadly Ears
Nerd907	T'Pol: I was young, he was rich, and we were both very, very drunk.
11001001	T'Pol: "My mind to your mind. My lobes to your lobes."
Miss Marple	Vulcan schoolmarm, naughty student - The Ferengi's most requested Holo-program.

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