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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "I think I am ready to violate the Neutral Zone, if you get my drift..." |
| Name | Caption |
| Foxbat | Crusher: "I can see that you are, in fact, a Merry Man..." |
| nerd86 | Workplace sexual harassment is still a problem in the 24th century. |
| nerd86 | Hey, who hasn't made a girl uncomfortable with their awkward sexual advances? Am I right, or am I right? |
| PegasusJF | Picard: Don't call me tiny. |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Beverly: "Does it hurt when I do this?" Picard: "It hurts more when you don't." |
| Fuzzy | Jean Luc...it was fun once or twice, but calling you "Professor" every time... |
| Mikey | "Dammit, Beverly, be serious! The warning on the box said to seek medical advice if it lasts more than four hours!" |
| Mark | "Really Jean-Luc, a breath mint would be nice." |
| N'tran DS 12 | To Beverly the Captain did croon "My that's an enchanting perfume." Entering at that moment Riker uttered the comment "Go on you two, get a room." |
| The Geek | Picard: "My, that is quite an orange pussy!" Crusher: "Jean- Luc!!!" Picard: "I was talking about Spot. Captain to Data, come get your cat out of my Ready Room!" |
| Foxbat | If it'll get us to a new caption competition, captain, I guess I can debase myself again... |
| Mr. President | Crusher: "I see the British Parliament isn't the only thing around here that's 'hung'." |
| The Geek | "I'd say judging from the size of this ship, you really ARE compensating for something..." |
| Foxbat | Crusher: "But captain, if we do this, will you still respect me in the morning?" Picard: "Respect you in the morning?! I don't respect you know..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Picard: "I am showing you. It's right there! Don't you see it?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dr. Crusher was torn between her horrifying inability to look away and an overpowering urge to giggle. |
| Foxfyre | Crusher was thankfully used to dealing with small sensitive instruments. |
| Foxfyre | Crusher: It even does the "Engage" gesture..... |
| MetalHead | Crusher: LOL Picard: WTF |
| Foxfyre | Picard: We are the aroused, lower your pants and surrender your lips, we will merge our biological distinctiveness to your own. You will adapt to pleasure us, abstinence is futile. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher: "Jean-Luc, if you say 'ENGAGE' one more time, I'll absolutely loose it." Picard: "How about 'ACTIVATE'..? 'ENERGIZE'...? 'STIMULATE'...? 'MOBILIZE'...? 'START'...? 'ACTUATE'...? ... ...PLEASE TOUCH IT!!" |
| epclarkson | Beverly: Oh Jean-Luc, I can't believe Wesley is really dead... Wesley (on floor): I'm okay, it's just a flesh wound. Beverly (stomping down hard on Wesley): It's like I can hear his voice.... hold me... |
| Bird of Prey | Personal space! The final frontier... |
| PegasusJF | What is going on cannot be spoken in polite company, but let's just say that Beverly has Picard in the palm of her hand. |
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