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| Name | Caption |
| timblewee | Kira: Go on roll the dice, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 I'll snap your neck. Cardassian: What happens if I throw a 6? Kira: You get another throw. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira (whispering): "Psssst... red alert." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Odo, I like sex games as much as the next person... But this is just weird." |
| nerd86 | For the Cardassian... the realization that his life will end shortly. For Kira... The best birthday present shes gotten in years. |
| The Geek | Strangely, the only thought that went through his head here was, "Oh no, not again." |
| Captain Redbeard | It was Major Kira who discovered the first medical test that identifed Changelings posing as Cardassians. Her momentous discovery was accidental, however. One day she simply noticed that some Cardassians would turn gelatinous when she broke their necks. |
| Itheko | Cardassian: Hey I thought all you Starfleet Officers were into all that touchy feely diplomacy stuff. Kira: Oh I'm all for touchy feely. But Diplomacy isn't my game. I like Risk. And I'm going to risk an interstellar incident just to snap your neck. Isn't that fun! Cardasssian: Hardly. But you know, the last Klingon that came here said the same thing. *SNAP* |
| drow | "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well, Horatio. A Cardassian of infinite jest." |
| drow | "You unbelievable bastard, I can't believe you stole my caption last week. I SHOULD HAVE WON." |
| drow | Rusot: "Help! Help!" Kira: "Not the safeword, guess again." |
| woodside | "So, how well does this woman know you? Just enough to dislike you, or well enough to really hate you?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "I love you, Pumpkin." Rusot: "I love you, Honey Bunny." |
| Pudabudigada | Warning: Side effects bajoran neck massage may include broken neck and death. |
| Bird of Prey | Cardassian: "'Join the military!' they said. 'Meet gorgeous Bajoran chicks!' they said. But not a word about said chicks trying to kill you at every oppurtunity. Typical!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | While the "Heimlich Maneuver" was designed to save lives, Kira's "Cardissian Maneuver"... well, not so much. |
| AJ | Cardassian: 'What are you doing?' Kira: ' The Vulcan neck pinch.' Cardassian: 'That's not the Vulcan neck pinch!' Kira: 'No? Well, frankly, I don't give a &$!#' |
| jg | Dear Penthouse... |
| jg | Thanks E-Harmony.. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Hello, I'm a Mac. Rusot: "And I'm a PC. A Petrified Cardassian." |
| AJ | Yes, I admit, exterminating the Cardassian race by strangling them one at a time is a bit slow. But it's soooooo satisfying! |
| drow | Rusot's "Mail Order Bajoran Bride" experience wasn't exactly like the brochure promised. |
| drow | Every time you vote for a "Biggus Dickus" caption, Kira kills a Cardassian. Please, think of the Cardassians. |
| drow | Kira: "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" |
| drow | Diplomacy: You're Doing It Wrong |
| drow | "I will hug you, and squeeze you, and call you George." |
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