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| Name | Caption |
| Hisrak | In desperation, Tucker and Reed were forced to eat Travis Mayweather; and there was much rejoicing. |
| Name | Caption |
| Tiberius | Nope, it's not booze... |
| Foxbat | After the cancellation of the show, some of the shows stars had problems finding work, and resorted to living on the old abandoned set for a time... |
| Foxbat | "Boy, New Years celebrations just aren't what they used to be..." |
| jg | Star Trek XI: Brokeback Spacecraft |
| Basilbeard | Whiskey Bottle: At least I have more lines than Mayweather... |
| jg | Even though their shuttlecraft is adrift and it appears that there is no hope for rescue, Trip still can't figure out where that Barry White song is coming from. |
| Captain Reynolds | Dammit Malcolm, you KNOW I hate being the Designated Pilot! |
| DBS | FEDERATION SECURITY ADVERTISEMENT: "Flying under the influence of alcohol resulted in 2,316 fatal spacecraft accidents in 2153. These deaths could have been avoided if people like you followed simple guidelines. If you have been drinking, find a designated flyer, and de-activate your command access. Flying under the influence: it's illogical AND illegal. If you drink and fly, you will be detained and your operational clearances confiscated." |
| N'tran DS12 | USS Boozeman |
| ThomasJBryant | Tripp about to execute the infamous "yawn & stretch" move. |
| Render | Malcom: Trip, you think T'pols hot eh? Trip: What? oh yeah, whatever. Look! I think I can see my future, something about a place called Atlantis, life draining Aliens, and white hair?! |
| Foxbat | (A Haiku) Trip and Reed are stuck With only blankets and booze awaiting rescue. |
| Foxbat | T: You know Reed, I didn't want to be an engineer... R: Okay, I'll bite, what did you want to be? T: A Lumberjack! R: Oh, not again!!! |
| silee | Reed: Say Trip, did you catch Brokeback Mountain during movie night? |
| FL | Reed: "Trip. I'm drunk, but I can still smell. Stop farting." |
| DanielB | Reed: "Hey, joke about our ratings depressing us." Trip: "Clarification that my depression is about T'Pol." Reed: "Pun about you having sex with her." Trip: "Comical threat." |
| Hisrak | ...Trip and Malcolm used to be senior officers on a starship, until their series was cancelled and they lost everything. By donating just £2 a month, you can help us rehouse these endangered creatures. Please, help us stop this cruelty... |
| Hisrak | Reed: So, what did you think of the series finale? Trip: A valentine for Star Trek fans everywhere? I feel like I've just been dumped. |
| mwhittington | You might be a Starfleet Redneck if: You've ever been too drunk to pilot a shuttlecraft. You can readily describe the taste of a Tribble. You have the Rebel flag painted on the side of your runabout. Anyone has ever mistaken you for a Targ. At least one nacelle of your starship is primer colored. While going to warp speed, you yell "YEEEEEHAAA"! Your chief engineer has a mullet and wears a sleeveless uniform. You've ever come out of your quarters completely naked, drunk as a skunk and reeking of Dr. Phlox's "special medicine". |
| pravda | Reed: That was quite the Christmas party. Trip: Yeah, too bad I don't remember most of it. Reed: Me neither. I do remember your gift to the Captain caused quite a ruckus. Trip: Yeah, who thought a giving him the head of a Borg would cause such outrage? |
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