Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does Quark say "I tried. I tried my best to run my establishment under this occupation. But you know what? It's no fun! I don't like the Cardassians, they're mean and arrogant. And I can't stand the Jem'Hadar. They're creepy, they just stand there like statues, staring at you. That's it. I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing business with these people. I want the Federation back! I want to sell root beer again!"?

Lifesigns

Behind the Lines

Loud as a Whisper

The Ultimate Computer

Homeward

2. Who said It's been my experience that the prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they get to know each other.?

Gowron

The Microbrain

Kirk

Archer

Quark's Jingle

3. In which episode does Elaan say We are interested in how the ship is used in combat, not in what drives it. Engines are for mechanics and menials.?

Divergence

Conundrum

Elaan of Troyius

Dear Doctor

Home Soil

4. Who said "Of course he knew her. They were to be married, but he behaved disgracefully. Unheard of! He was jealous of her!"?

Data

McCoy

Q

Sloan

Tark

5. In which episode does Dukat say "Education is power. Joy is vulnerability."?

The Emissary

The Maquis, Part 1

Duet

Life Support

Preemptive Strike

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Last updated : 6 Nov 2025