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|Chromedome||Kes: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny. The bastards!"
Neelix: "Never mind that, I want the recipe for Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls."
|Chromedome||"Do you think we could get a transfer to Firefly?"|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "The Enterprise!"
Kim: "The Enterprise!"
Kes: "The Enterprise!"
Neelix: "It's only a model."
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Our Mirror Universe counterparts are supposed to be our polar opposites, right? So why is mine looking so... so...."
Kes: "Fascinatingly handsome... Sigh..."
|The Geek||Neelix: "What kind of radar is this?"
Kes: "The crew calls it 'Mr. Coffee'."
Neelix: "Of course it is! Everyone knows I drink coffee while watching the radar!"
|Bird of Prey||Noticing the reactions of his shipmates, the Doctor immediately regretted adding hair to his program...|
|PHRobertson||"Wait... TV Guide thinks I'M going to be the breakout character? Even I'm not self-deluded enough to believe that!"|
|The Geek||Kes: "I can't believe it... the Caretaker... just gone..."
Neelix: "I know what you mean. I left a pot of ploneek stew on for too long and had to throw the whole batch out."
|The Geek||Talaxians: The culmination of 25,000,000 years of Snarf evolution.|
|The Geek||Neelix: "Why are the males always getting naked?"
Kes: "This is 'Enterprise', it just happens. Now shut up, I'm trying to watch..."
|Bird of Prey||When a Trek episode's plot is so ridiculous that it shatters even the CHARACTERS' suspension of disbelief...|
|Miss Marple||And THAT is why a battery powered nose hair trimmer makes the best Christmas gift!|
|MR. WORF||Gordon Ramsey : Good God !!! Neelix this Gamma Quadrant Chilli is just plain ..........AWFUL !!!!!! The meat seems to be alive and the vegetables haven't been cut up at all.
Neelix was completely baffled by Gordons response to tasting his Chilli .
|MR. WORF||Now we know Mr. T's hair style never died .|
|MR. WORF||Neelix was very surprised when he saw a Mug Shot of a distant relative of Kes' who got busted for a revoked drivers licence for the second time.|
|MR. WORF||Nelix was a little hazy this morning after a night with a Klingon woman.|
|Chromedome||Kes & Neelix are unsure how to react when Janeway shows them her new vajazzle.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kes looks surprised.
Neelix looks like... well, he looks like Neelix.
|Bird of Prey||Kes: "Ohn no..."
Neelix: "Are this... the Captain and Mr. Paris!?"
Kes: "Yes. And apparently they turned into salamanders."
Neelix: "What? Again!?"
|Obama3rdterm||Watching the election results with surprise and disbelief.|
|The Geek||Neelix: "What is the Bridge crew doing?"
Kes: "They're having a montage, by the looks of it."
Neelix: "What?!? Without us? But we're so popular; the fans will never allow this!"
|Gibbs||Neelix, I don't think I'm quite that flexible.|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan! Are... are you naked!?"
Tuvok: "Wait, this is NOT a dream this time!?"
Kes: "It's not. At least not in the literal sense, as far as I am concerned...."
Neelix: "Wait, what?"
|MR. WORF||Kess : What happened to the viewing screen , its just blue ?
Neelix : UMMM I think it maybe that Windows 10 update we installed.
|Chromedome||"I don't like the look of these captions, Neelix!"|
|PegasusJF||Results of the Doctor's daily Valium dole|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "It's... like watching a train wreck!"
Kes: "This *is* literally a train wreck, Neelix."
|AdmiralM||Story line 2yr alien girl old ugly alien man.Who wrote this Harvy Weinstien.
|EMH_MkI||Neelix: "Kes, I can't read the writing on that wall."
Kes: "It says Paris was here."
Needlix: *head explodes*
|Chromedome||"Mr. Neelix, there is something I need to tell you."
"And what is that, my dear?"
|Chromedome||"And the winner of the most god awful haircut in Starfleet goes to ...."|
|MR. WORF||Kess : What's that warning ??
Neelix : I think it says " Your Kaspersky trial is over . Purchase a one year license for only $ 39. ??!!!!
|MR. WORF||Kess : What does that say on the screen ?
Neelix : I think it says " Opinions expressed on this Blueray are those of the Producer and NOT Paramount or any of its affiliates.
|MR. WORF||Kess : Neelix !!! Are you staring at the Captain's Butt ??
Neelix : I'm just having a hard time seeing it.
Captain Janeway : Eyes up here Mr. Neelix !!!!
|MR. WORF||Poor Neelix , he was having a tough time reading the traffic signs during his starship driving test.|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Captain, where did you learn to do Uhura's fan dance...?|
|Bird of Prey||Kes: "It's a man!"
Neelix: "No, it's a bird!"
Alien spaceship: *starts to fire at Voyager*
|Frankie Chestnuts||Oo-oo that smell,
can't you smell that smell?
Oo-oo that smell,
the smell of death's around you.
|DBB||Kes: You have to relax your eyes. Allow them to cross while looking at the picture and the hidden image will appear. It's a flying bird.
|EMH_MkI||The moment when Tuvok enters the bridge...|
|Bird of Prey||Doctor: "Mr. Neelix, you need glasses!"
Neelix: "I need what? Never heard of that."
Kes: "It's apparently some advanced medical technology that we don't have here in the Delta Quadrant."
Neelix: "On an unrelated note, is something wrong with your program, Doctor? You seem so blurry lately."
|Chromedome||Modern Art Apprecation Society
"Yes, I see now. If you squint really hard it looks like something REALLY absurd!"
|Chromedome||"OMG! I got your haircut!"|
|Chromedome||With the reverse angle, we can now see who B'Etor was talking to last month.|
|Mikey||Phillips: "Wait a minute. You're saying that every week, the spaceship gets repaired and resupplied by magic, defeats enemies that overwhelmed far superior targets, and then at the end everybody is saved by some awkward and obvious writer's fiat?"
Lien: "Ha-ha, I might just have to leave early, go nuts, and get arrested a few times."
|Frankie Chestnuts||The first day of shooting, The cast is always surprised seeing themselves after coming out of makeup. Jennifer is particularly surprised because Ethan hasn’t been to makeup yet.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: What the hell is that?
Kes: I don’t know what the hell that is!
Neelix: What in the hell is that?!
Kes: Hey, you kids! Get away from there!
Neelix I would not mess with that thing..
Kes: Don’t put your lips on it!
Neelix [ ever curious ]: What the hell is this?
|DBB||I alternated between these faces while watching Discovery.|
|DBB||Shock and awe.|
|PegasusJF||Frankie Chestnuts didn't even get a special mention last month?! (brains implode)|
|PegasusJF||In Soviet Russia, TV...stares quite dumbly...AT YOU!|
|PegasusJF||Janeway: Are you two FULLY FUNCTIONAL?!
Kes and Neelix: uuuuhhhhhh
|PegasusJF||Voyager had an exceptionally good magician on board that day.|
|PegasusJF||Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy entry: The Tyrantharaxus. A mysterious species in the delta quadrant. DO NOT EVER HAIL THEM. Looking at them causes the fleshy bits to melt from the bones of most species. Some exemptions exist such as the Ocampa, which turn instantly into wax, and the Talaxians, who endlessly stare while mentally repeating how annoying they are.|
|PegasusJF||Kes: What is that?
Neelix: A weekly caption competition?
Kes: I thought those were extinct?
|PegasusJF||Teacher of Optometry: Ok Class, now tell me who in the picture seriously needs eyeglasses?|
|PegasusJF||Both thinking: It's so horrible but I can't look away!|
|PegasusJF||Neelix: Why is it in such tiny print?|
|MR. WORF||Neelix & Kess trying to solve a puzzle on Wheel OF Fortune !!|
|MR. WORF||Ethan Philips was having a tough time in the first season reading the teleprompter with his prosthetics .|
|MR. WORF||Kess : What's that strange appendage on that woman ??
Nelix : I'm not sure but it's kinda small and shriveled .
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