|PegasusJF||The iconic "Our captions will block out the sun!" face|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "Doctor... How long did you say that Imodium will take to work?"
EMH: "I didn't."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?|
|The Geek||Although all Captains are briefed on the myriad phenomena they may encounter as Masters of their vessels, none are ever totally prepared for the first time a Vulcan Death Fart is aimed in their specific direction.|
|Captain 8472||The face you make when the laxative kicks in early.|
|Miss Marple||Captain Janeway meets Frankie Chestnuts' wife.|
|Miss Marple||Janeway never understood the Delta Quadrant's fascination with table dancers.
Tuvok suggested that she learn how to play poker.
|N'tran DS 12||Janeway, her eyes wide.|
|Chromedome||You can't see it, but the buttons on the side of her neck are labelled "Ctrl", "Alt" & "Delete".|
|Chromedome||"How many more days am I going to be stuck in this pose?"|
|Chromedome||"Ohhhhhh ... Frankie!"|
|PegasusJF||I'm going to be captioned? NO! Not that! ANYTHING BUT THAT!|
|PegasusJF||The news that the DITL site will persevere was met by ecstatic cheers by captioneers. How did the captioned take it? Well, the above is representative.|
|PegasusJF||I wonder what is worse? The horribleness of the thing(s) she's starting at or the fact she has to hold this face for a month.|
|PegasusJF||The iconic "Where's Frankie Chestnuts?" face.|
|PegasusJF||Losing your keys is always a trying time.|
|PegasusJF||The iconic "Oh &$%$! I left the stove on at home!" face.|
|PegasusJF||Deer in headlights have nothing on this.|
|PegasusJF||The iconic "I need a bathroom NOW!" face.|
|mckinneyc||They power the engines using mushrooms?!|
|Trekanonymous||Janeway: So Starfleet plans to use Magic Space Mushrooms to bring us home!|
|Trekanonymous||Janeway: Starfleet has the technology to bring us home for HOW LONG!!!|
|Captain 8472||That look of fear you get when quarantined with Nelix.|
|Captain 8472||Janeway has discovered the nude Kirk statue.|
|Miss Marple||I said "EXCUSE ME" not "GOOSE ME!"|
|Bird of Prey||Chakotay: "I always find the collars on our uniforms to be a tad too tight. What do you think, Captain?"
Janeway: *can barely breathe*
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