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| Name | Caption |
| capt. brad | (Archer)what do you mean you never heard of water polo?(Trip) your in for a treat. |
| CaptainSpaz | Archer: "I can explain..." |
| Bird of Prey | Ambassador: ''Wha- Why are you naked?'' Archer: ''Your distress call said something about Klingons stripping on this planet. So we thought...'' Ambassador: ''They are strip-mining this planet, you morons!'' |
| mikey | "Whoa, captain, I'm afraid someone's played a joke on you. There isn't a hot tub within 15 klicks of here!" |
| mikey | "OK, we're naked. Now, where are these pills we're supposed to take?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Is there a YMCA in this town?" Stranger: "There isn't even a TOWN in this town." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Is there a YMCA in this town?" |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: ''It's not what it looks like! Space pirates have stolen all our stuff'' Man: ''Space pirates. Suuuure...'' |
| N'tran DS 12 | Towels... ALL hitchhikers need TOWELS.... Don't Panic. |
| katefan | Extra: No, I'm serious; this is the Great Desert, and not just an unusually long stretch of beach... |
| MLCoolJ | Archer and Trip thought the simple desert Bedouin would be an easy mark for the weekly "strip poker" game. Boy, were they wrong... |
| Mr. Worf | Acher : Ummm.... Well you seee. We were just giving each other a complete body check to ...... Trip : What he means is we were looking for any foreign objects on are bodies. You know snakes , spiders or scorpions. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Well... Trip took me to this Rave Club on Risa. Then we smoked something called a "Jeffery". Then we woke up naked here." |
| Borg | That one night the heat went out... |
| AJ | OK, let me get this straight: we don't have enough budget to build a set and we don't have enough budget for costumes. Just what kind of show are we running here? |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: ''We have to pay a fine for public nudity? Are you kidding me?'' Police officer: ''Well, you ARE nude. Completely butt naked. You can hardly deny that.'' Archer: ''What I don't agree with is the 'public' part! We are in the middle of an uninhabited desert!'' |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Hoshi and T'Pol would love to join in, but they have issues with the dress code. |
| Admiral Dunsel | TSA Security screening at the Las Vegas Int. Airport. |
| Admiral Adam | Archer: Really, it's not what you think... |
| jg | Archer's and Tripp's gambling problem has completely gotten out of hand. |
| DBB | Producer: Connor, Scott... What's going on? Where are your clothes? Scott Bakula: Billingsley said the script called for this. Producer: He said...what? *John Billingsley laughs so hard he nearly passes out* |
| DBB | "Cap'n, I'm gettin' sunburns in places I can't even reach." |
| DBB | "So they took your clothes and marooned you here?" "They didn't take our clothes." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "I think we're close here... I'll let you have the nice young Lieutenant here, and you'll give me 10 liters of water and two goats?" Trip: "Capt'n... Are you trying to-" Archer: "Shut up, Trip! I'm trying to do some business here... So what do you say... We have a deal?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "...so you're saying we DIDN"T have to take all our clothes off and walk across the desert?" |
| jg | Due to the sunburn they got, Tripp and Archer spent the next week saying "don't touch me". |
| Miss Marple | No need to explain, dearie, my husband won’t ask for directions, either. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip (to self): "Is the captain actually trying to sell me into slavery for water? . I hope I get a sip." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip (to self): "Is the captain actually trying to sell me into slavery for water?" |
| Miss Marple | Trip, to self: I TOLD him he would get himself into trouble one day if he didn't stop saying "Oh, balls!" all the time. |
| Miss Marple | Archer: it's not a HICKEY, it's a rope burn! Trip, to self: He's not making this look any less kinky... |
| Miss Marple | Archer: So what do YOU think, Trip: blue & black, or white & gold? |
| Miss Marple | Well, if you had read the tags CAREFULLY, you would have known your outfit's SPF stopped at 50+. What did you THINK that meant? |
| Miss Marple | Ok, so you don't have heard of SPF ? -Sun Protection Factor? Sun screen? How about sunblock? Suntan lotion? Sun cream? BLOCK OUT???? |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: ''What are you staring at? Did you never see two naked dudes in the middle of the desert before?'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Stranger: "SURE I can give you a ride. One question... Do you like movies about gladiators?" |
| MLCoolJ | Archer: Okay, where the hell are our clothes? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The galaxy's worst Male Strip Club... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Well, we've kinda had a rough day... Our rental broke down a few kilometers back. Then we were picked up by a truck driver by the name of Jim Bob-" Trip: "Tell him about the wolverine!" Archer: "I'm GETTING to the wolverine!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "There's a lesson to be learned here... Never play strip poker with a species that has a head larger than a basketball. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "...so you're saying you DO like gladiator movies?" |
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