Caption Competition - Entries Caption #402

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Name	Caption
Bird of Prey	Klingon: ''Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh....'' window glass shatters, Klingon gets sucked out into vacuum of space
Acid	How on Earth are we supposed to keep this fairly clean?
Bird of Prey	The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
Admiral Dunsel	Forehead-Spice never did seem to fit in with the rest of the group's concept, and was dismissed shortly before the girls recorded their first album.
Admiral Dunsel	When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..., I get the sensation of being a lone artic wolf, standing atop a cold, snowy mountain range. The vast tundra spread below...! I am Master of all the land and creatures before me! All must now bow down before me! I raise my head and proclaim my rule over all..., Ah-Ohoooooooooooo! Ah-Ohoooooooooooo!
Horta not Vorta	Cleavage!
McFortner	Qoooooooo-'nos, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!
McFortner	(singing) Qooooooooo-'noS, sweepin' down the plain!
Bird of Prey	Klingon: ''Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?'' Mirror: shatters into 1000 pieces
Bird of Prey	''Ah-hooooooooooooo...'' The night of the living Were-Klingons!
Joel	Hail to the leader
Bird of Prey	The secret revealed at last: How all this cool sound effects in Star Trek are made!
Admiral Dunsel	Miley Cyrus..., IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
Will	Again with the boob jokes?
admirai,M	Bator displaying her discomfort with the Klingon push up bar bra
Bird of Prey	Klingon: ''It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's... the USS Enterprise!''
admrial.M	Bator singing (gotta love boobs a lot boobs a lot)
Bird of Prey	If you ever have the opportunity to see a Klingon opera, make sure to get a seat in the front row - the view there is very stimulating!
Sentinel64	Even the Klingon gals just cannot take wearing a bad bra without howling.
jg	Even Klingons find stubbinh a toe very painful.
Bird of Prey	The Cardassian torture master uttered a sigh of frustration. Instead of engaging in a discussion concerning the number of lights, his Klingon prisoner just stared at them as if mesmerized.
Jr	Stop, stop, stop! I just don't think a Klingon will cut it as Annie. Thank you for trying out.
Horta not Vorta	They aren't real. They aren't even silicone. They're latex like the forehead ridges.
Bird of Prey	Sela (out of frame, a worm-like creature dangling from her hand, raised above her head): ''Do you want this gagh? Do you want this gagh? You want it, do you? Then you must attack that Federation outpost for me.''
AJ	When Chang said you should see Shakespeare in 'the original Klingon', he didn't mean it literally.
RogueSkyknight	On second thought, maybe I don't want to see her "O" face.
Borg	When you see Riker in Risan clothes.
Borg	Unfortunately she just can't get the hang of whistling.
Borg	That face when someone says J.J. Trek is better!
Borg	The worst performance of "Three little maids from school are we" ever...
Frankie Chestnuts	Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Ketracel White burst?
Borg	Klingon women sometimes flash their breasts to get into DITL Caption Comp
Q	Allow me to sing you the song of my people.
N'tran DS 12	Stare at this picture very carefully and you will see a Klingon female's face.
N'tran DS 12	A sexy Klingon in black Impulsive opera attack High decibel aria to a Cardassian tailoria "Uncover your ears, you pe'TaQ."
Frankie Chestnuts	♬ Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS Aaa-OOOO! Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS Aaa-OOOO! ♪
Imperium	What do Klingons dream about?
N'tran DS 12	Fashion watch 2374...Klingon necklines are going lower this year.
Ithekro	Aside from Shakespeare of Earth, the Klingons also embraced Lady Gaga, with interesting results.
Miss Marple	Klingons do not fear cartoons.
Miss Marple	Don't you carry ANYTHING in a "duct tape" palette?
Miss Marple	♪ Ahhhhh-ve Mari-i-ahhhhh... ♪
Miss Marple	The quality of Victoria's Secrets' models went down hill after they got all those embarrassing endorsements from Neil Cavuto.
MR. X	UGH !!! I FEEL A DRAFT !!!!
EMH_MkI	I-I can totally see my ridges!
EMH_MkI	By Sto-vo-kor, it's fully FUNCTIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!
Frankie Chestnuts	B'Etor: ""We Klingons tout our prowess in battle, our desire for glory and honor above all else. We have no need for such frivolous nonsense as dresses and oth- OOOH, LOOK!! Chiffon!! Is that available in pink??"
mwhittington	Is that a "volume up/down" button on her throat!?
mwhittington	The carpet might match the drapes, but at least the cleavage doesn't match the cranium!
mwhittington	Yeah, I'm the same way when I stub my toe.
N'tran DS 12	Open wide.. wider... wider still....
Frankie Chestnuts	Victoria Secret models had definitely deteriorated over the years... As did the the swimsuits.
MLCoolJ	Oppan Klingon style!
Frankie Chestnuts	"Who let the targs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the targs out? Who, who, who, who, who?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Another graduate of the Shatnerian School of Acting
Frankie Chestnuts	"I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o."
Frankie Chestnuts	Worf may not have been a "Merry Man"... But this is one "Merry Woman".
Kent	Looks colder than a Klingon's tit in there...
Kent	WHERE DID YOU P'TAGHS LEAVE MY BRA!!!!!!!!!
Jey	B'tor gets to see Worf's Ba'tleth
Jey	When you gotta go, you gotta go
Bird of Prey	Question: When is it safe to stare at a Klingon woman's boobs? Answer: Only when she is distracted with something else!
Miss Marple	Mot'loch Spice ... The LEAST popular Spice Girl.
EMH_MkI	Klingon: I have a favor to ask of you. Kenny: What is it? Klingon: Die. Kenny: That's not a questio-vaporizes Klinon: That's because I don't do requests!
EMH_MkI	Klingon: FOOOOOOOOOORE!!! echo HEAD!!!...head...hea... echo Klingon: Wha... gasping
EMH_MkI	Worf: When you told me you liked her, I told you to hold nothing back, but... DAMN brother! snickers
EMH_MkI	When a Klingon has to go, they REALLY have to go.
EMH_MkI	Klingon: Open the door! Picard: No. Klingon: OPEN THE DOOR! Picard: No. Klingon: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your ship away!
Frankie Chestnuts	Quark: "OK... So maybe the 'Spicey Gagh Wings' are a little too hot... But Morn liked them!"
Bird of Prey	What would you do if the kiss cam is showing you, and the only one near you is a Klingon?
Rylan Sato	I would appear that someone got the best of this Klingon off screen.
Admiral Dunsel	For some strange reason, Klingons who visit Earth absolutely love the Disneyland ride "It's a Small World", and often just start singing along with it as they ride.
Admiral Dunsel	♬ Some Wherrrre.., overre the rainbow...,
The Geek	"Dear Penthouse..."
NASCARTographer	While overpriced and rather limited in its uses, the Promenade Adult Novelty Hutch found its "Cloaked Phallus" to be a hit with visitors.
MLCoolJ	From "DS9: The Musical" comes a new melody composed for "Warrior Women at the River of Blood."
Bird of Prey	Even the Klingons themselves often have problems with pronouncing Klingon words!
Frankie Chestnuts	Garak: "Come now, that's no way to react... Blue is the new... er... 'mop-water' gray."
The Geek	Looks like Quark is getting some tonight! (A moment of silence for soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-life-in-pain-and-terror-Quark.)
Jonesy	"Booooooobs!"
Miss Marple	She was banking on the fact that you can have poor dental hygiene and STILL BE an international woman of mystery, in order to nail this interview. Still, a little prayer never hurt.
Miss Marple	... Happy Birthday, Mister President...
Miss Marple	Up next on "Klingon's Got Talent"...
Miss Marple	Unfortunately, Victoria's Secrets translated very poorly into Klingon.
Admiral Adam	"OOOOODIIIINNN!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Klingon Female: "NO, NO, NO!!! I want GRAY!! It's traditional for Klingon brides."
PegasusJF	Watching the new year fireworks outside DS9
PegasusJF	Klingon: "TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!"
PegasusJF	"I, the shiny ball of Omicron Lyrae, has much to teach you young one"
PegasusJF	One need not smile at a Klingon musical
PegasusJF	BRIDEZILLA!!!
PegasusJF	Wedding planers have learned the hard way that one must handle Klingon brides very carefully.
PegasusJF	Bad wedding gowns can bring out the bridezilla in everyone.
The Geek	The Cardassian tailor has to go, but the gorilla in the Klingon suit can stay!
mckinneyc	Klingon mating rituals, when the mood takes you you have to howl!
Frankie Chestnuts	♪ "vaSDaq Ho'lI tI tIHuSmoH va va va va va va va va va DaH qaS QuchmeH bov wIbuSbogh va va va va va va va va va" ♬ "Hang the H'oli vegetation at the hall" Traditional Klingon Xmas carol.
Frankie Chestnuts	♬ Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London Aaa-OOOO! Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London Aaa-OOOO! ♪
Miss Marple	The burka never goes out of style.

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Release date : 30 Nov -0001