Caption Competition - Entries Caption #396

Name	Caption
11001001	I'll take "Things I didn't want to see on Star Trek" for 200, Alex.
Miss Marple	Humming to himself: Am I a man or am I Muppet?
Miss Marple	Humming to himself: Am I a man or am I Muppet?
Miss Marple	He remembers thinking that, after he scored this sweet TNG gig, his days of dressing like a stripper were over...
jessica	'opps nip slip'
Bird of Prey	Riker: ''I am feeling kinda... nude without my beard...'' Troi: ''I don't think that's because your beard is missing...''
Bird of Prey	23rd century: James T. Kirk is tearing open his shirt on multiple occasions. 24th century: Progress! William T. Riker is wearing a shirt that is open in the first place!
seanwoj	Unfortunately in the future, but fortunately for us, Will Rikers remake of "Simply Irresistable" by Robert Palmer starring just himself wasn't as successful as he hoped.
seanwoj	Unfortunately in the future, but fortunately for us, Will Rikers remake of "Simply Irresistable" by Robert Palmer wasn't as successful as he hoped.
seanwoj	This ladies is what's called bringing sexy back in the 24th century.
Bird of Prey	See my vest, see my vest, made from real Riker chest...
Jonesy	Clubbin' in the 24th century
Bird of Prey	Riker clearly prefers 'Frame of Chest' over 'Frame of Mind'...
Bird of Prey	William T. Riker in '007 - Golden Ear'
Bird of Prey	Riker: ''Really? You think that all that hair on my chest would look better on my face?''
jg	Behold, the smirk that launched a thousand births.
jg	I came here because someone told me that there was a sexy topless picture. Not the kind of topless picture I was hoping for.
jg	Riker: Anybody can wear this, but I make it look good.
Admiral Dunsel	"I didn't want to be a Star Fleet Officer! No. I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Picard: "Bow-Chicka Bow Wow, Number One!" Riker: "Captain??"
Bird of Prey	Riker: ''That Ferengi from last week's contest was neat - but look at MY lobe!''
Bird of Prey	Although Riker is a trombonist, this scene looks more like there should be saxophone music in the background...
canary wharf	Hzeisj Great article.Really thank you! Keep writing.
mwhittington	Riker: Note to self: Never get drunk with a bunch of Ferengi and get a "Prince Albrox".
Miss Marple	Riker WOULD have gotten away with this outfit, if it weren't for us MEDDLING KIDS!
Bird of Prey	Is it only coincidence that the words 'Riker' and 'Risa' are beginning with the same syllable?
Sir Joseph Bazooka	Riker liked "Games"....this evening it was Bajoran slave,Cardassian Mistress, and this time he was the slave.
Bird of Prey	Riker forgot to close his bathrobe. Deanna... doesn't mind.
Miss Marple	No one has noticed it makes his ass look big!
Miss Marple	Santorum means WHAT?!?!?!
Passerby	It was hard not to notice Riker's earwax problem.
Skipbear	Goes better with a beard.
Bird of Prey	Chief O'Brien considered it being very suspicious that Commander Riker was wearing his wife's kimono...
Mr. Worf	George Takei . I'll get you for this !!!!!! Nice April fools joke BUDDY !!!
Borg	Riker hopes showing a little skin will get him in DITL's Caption Comp
Borg	Riker, Commander, First Officer, Adult Movie Star!
Mr. Worf	The Captain did say this was a casual dinner ?!
Miss Marple	Riker: Move along, nothing to see here. Everyone else: laughter
Bird of Prey	Oh my, that's more chest hair than on a mugato!
Admiral ED	I'm too sexy for my shirt
Bird of Prey	Riker's too sexy for his shirt...
drmrs	The Mike Tyson anti-biting ear guard. drmrs 7/5/2014 Rockville, MD
Frankie Chestnuts	Normally, after a night of heavy drinking with his buddies, Riker wakes up with a mustache drawn on his face and his hand in a bucket of water. . Last night, he must have been VERY drunk.
Bird of Prey	Being sexy in spite of a hearing aid - only William T. Riker can pull that off!
McFortner	Hawaiian shirts don't get any better in the future.
Borg	In a desperate attempt to stop the Borg something goes terribly terribly wrong!
Borg	Riker is about to find out if the spots go all the way down!
Borg	Nip slips INNNN SPAAAAAACE!!
Frankie Chestnuts	Embarrassing visits to the proctologist... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
mikey	"Set phasers to FABULOUS!"
EMH_MkI	Riker: I'm sure glad I'm not in a caption contest. I mean, it would be SUPER embarrassing.
EMH_MkI	Data: Smoother than a baby's bottom, Commander? I don't believe so. Riker: Touché.
EMH_MkI	Data: Commander I need to have a word with you. Riker: Uh, now's not the time. I'm- this isn't what you think. Data: You were waiting for Counselor Troi, were you not? To initiate intimate relations if I'm not mistaken. Riker: Yes, I mean, no. Troi: walks in ... ... ... I'm going to leave you two alone. walks out snickers Riker: DAMMIT!!!
EMH_MkI	Riker: Do you know what I have in my pocket? Well do you? DO YOU!?!? Troi: No, I can see clearly what you have quite clearly.
EMH_MkI	Riker: I hate shaving my beard sometimes... but that's not ALL I hate to shave!
EMH_MkI	Riker: I don't always wear shiny robes and a huge earring. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend.
Bird of Prey	Riker's dark past caught up with him when Deanna found that weird Bajoran porn movie he once stared in...
Miss Marple	You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.
Mr. Worf	Dianna : Will !!!!! get my retainer outa your ear !!!!!
DBB	Riker, his robe open.
Miss Marple	Riker's character's "musical talent" was replaced with "tromboner" after "singing and stripping to Gypsy Rose Lee's" Let me Entertain You" was rejected by the Network Censors.
Miss Marple	Riker's character's "musical talent" was replaced with "trombonist" after "singing and stripping to Gypsy Rose Lee's" Let me Entertain You" was rejected by the Network Censors.
Miss Marple	Between his taste in leisure wear, and his constant singing and dancing to show tunes, Riker was never able to keep a roommate
Miss Marple	Between his taste in leisure wear, and his constant singing and dancing to "YMCA", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple	Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant humming of "The Girl From Impanema", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple	Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant singing of "OOPS! -I did it again", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple	Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant singing of "The Lumberjack Song", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple	Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant humming of "up all night to get lucky", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple	Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant humming of "Bolero", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
mikey	"I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Ball!"
Miss Marple	Replicator? No, I whipped this outfit up myself!
Miss Marple	After a long day in a RED SHIRT, how do you relax?
Miss Marple	Picard: This is the LAST "Casual Friday" EVER!
jg	Riker: Yes, I do look that damn good.
N'tran DS 12	Smirk of the Month club
N'tran DS 12	Precioussssss...
N'tran DS 12	And here is Mr. Alaska in an aqua Tholian silk lounging robe and a Bajoran earring collection
MLCoolJ	If you think this is tacky, you should see the other ear.
woodside	Forego the manly beard or forego kissing Deanna Troi; quite the dilemma.
woodside	How to tell if you're watching a good TNG episode: Step 1: does Riker have a beard?
The Geek	Hairy-chested metrosexual... IN SPAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts	When sweeps week goes wrong... Terribly wrong.
Miss Marple	THIS is why Riker can't keep a roommate.
jg	Here is a rare glimpse at an ego inhibitor implant.
jg	When Riker wakes up, hungover and broke, he'll look back at this moment and regret saying, "any piercing will do."
11001001	Deanna: "I know that you want to be a captain more than anything but do you really have to be on your Bluetooth right now?"
11001001	*Views caption comp. Looks around the room. Deletes web browsing history.
Nerd907	Do a Google Image search for this. Have fun!
Nerd907	Commander William Riker, here demonstrating everything wrong with TNG Season 1
Nerd907	Hey Deanna! I got a mistletoe earring! Good thing I'm taller than you.
Nerd907	Hey Deanna! I got a mistletoe earring!
Miss Marple	Another "showing more cleavage for ratings" gone wrong.
Admiral Adam	Riker was nearly court-martialed from Star Fleet for his inappropriate "Dress like a Bajorian"-Day parody costume.
Admiral Adam	Early in his intelligence training Elim Garak has some spectacular fashion failures, not to mention a chance encounter with the Enterprise's First Officer.
Admiral Adam	The Fabulous hair-styling of Mr. Mot (barber of the stars)
Admiral Adam	Picard: You're look FABULOUS, Number 1!
Mr. Worf	These new ear communicators are not going to work out for most of the men , and they new uniforms are a bit drafty.
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Please, Deanna... You said that what happens on Risa, STAYS on Risa!"
Frankie Chestnuts	...and from the "Wesley Crusher Collection"... Here we have Willy looking smart in a very delicate demi-coat in powder blue, Romulan silk. . Thank you, Willy.
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Please Deanna... PLEASE don't make me do this again!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Number One??? I got your Number One... RIGHT HERE!!"
Miss Marple	...and you thought your annual physical exam was humiliating!
Miss Marple	"Make it so!" only works for Picard.
Miss Marple	In the future contraception is easy because people voted intelligently in the NOW.
MLCoolJ	I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts
Miss Marple	Jonathan Frakes: You wanna talk smack about how I'M dressed? Well, first move your LARPing asses out of your parents' basements, and THEN we'll talk.
Miss Marple	Zoolander... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple	Male models... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple	I call this look "The Ali Baba".
Miss Marple	I call this look "The Ali Baba", and I've got your "Open Sesame" right here. CLOSE SESAME!
Miss Marple	All too late he realizes: Star Trek has made him its bitch...
Miss Marple	All too late he realizes: Star Trek has made him its bitch... We knew the whole time...
Miss Marple	I call this look "The Fabio".
Miss Marple	Wardrobe malfunction ... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts	Holosuite Romance Novels gone bad.
Miss Marple	-a little wax here? -anybody?
Miss Marple	Metro-sexualization gone bad-der.
Miss Marple	"Ear worms" in the bright & shiny future: still as annoying, still as hard to ignore.
C. W. Perkins	Now, not only did Riker have absolute proof that Data was fully functional, but he also had proof that the android's aim as well as his sexual preference was a little off.
Frankie Chestnuts	...and yet ANOTHER rejected Holosuite program.
Frankie Chestnuts	Sulu: "Ooooh, my!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Sulu: "Well hello, there!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Greek massage??? Anyone?? Greek massage?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Rejected Prototype Borg Implants IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE...!!
Frankie Chestnuts	Rejected Prototype Borg Implants IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE...!!
The Geek	"I don't always get my ears pierced, but when I do, I get one ear pierced 47 times. Stay freaky, friends."
mckinneyc	The inspiration for all future Bajorans!
The Geek	Troi (offscreen): "Imzadi, somebody poured molten aluminum on your ear." Riker: (scoffs) Really? Again? Boy, if I had a bar of gold-pressed latinum for every time somebody poured molten aluminum on my ear..."
The Geek	Oh yeah, ladies. He's single.

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