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Hisrak ...if his chest had been a cannon, it would have backfired horribly.

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SenatorVreenak "... and that's how I got this much more screentime than Ensign Mayweather."
Mikey "... and as you get ready for your race, let me just say, May the breast pilot win! ...er, I mean, Chest of luck! ... oh, ummm..."
Sondak Harry: "So I said to Berman: is that another hackneyed, half-baked premise is your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
LLAMA Irina, her top low!
Kim, his pant's tight!
Bryan Moore "C'mon, that whole thing about being against mixing with other species, thats really not just an excuse to not sleep with me... is it?"
=NoPoet= Kim: "I'm telling you, I caught a goddamn fish on the holodeck...it was like THIS big."
Tyrone Kim: "...so when you think about it, I'm really the only straight guy left on board."
Jason F. "So you see, in the Alpha Quadrant the side ponytail has been out of style Since the ancient 1980's..."
Hisrak A hologram, a borg, the wrong twin, the dearly departed, betsy, a busty klingon, and now... hang on, shouldn't this go in the 'lists' section?
Wacky Harry: "And I swear, it was *THIS* big."
Woman: "That's not what the cow said."
pravda Kim: I have some great news! The Doctor said he was going to name a disease after me! Apparently, it's very rare, and can only be caught by having relations with a cow and a Klingon!
Mikey Kim: "Look - I'm truly enjoying our conversation, but you don't have to try and impress me... you're not a cow or a Klingon, so unless you would try to do something like sabotage a shuttle race, I think we'll get along perfectly!"
Tiberius I swear, you remind me of a half Cardassian and half Bajorn girl I knew once...
Lagamorph Somehow everyone around was able to resist Harry's raw animal magnetism
Turgon Harry: At least a sympathy date?

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