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|Obama3rdterm||The lunatics running the asylum...
An unfortunate comparison to the Trump White House
|Merat||When a letter writing campaign failed to save Star Trek after its third season, distraught fans tried something more direct.|
|Merat||Good morning, do you have a minute to learn about our Lord and savior Kahless the Unforgettable?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Van Gelder: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.”
Chekhov: “In Russia, ve are not allowed to chew gum. Ve ARE allowed to kick ass.”
|MLCoolJ||Van Gelder: Everybody freeze! I have a toy phaser, and I'm not afraid to--oh, shit, did I just say that? Goddammit!
Kirk: You've never done this before, have you?
|PegasusJF||LSD flashbacks come at the darndest times|
|MLCoolJ||"Turn that damn music down! I'm trying to sleep!"|
|Bird of Prey||Van Gelder: "Let me have your big sky saucer, or I will take this shooty-thingy and zap your funny accent guy!"
Kirk: "Uh... Spock?"
Spock: "He said 'give me control over your ship, or I will use this phaser to kill Chekov'."
|Shut up, Wesley!||That's not what you meant by "Kill the lights", is it...|
|Chromedome||A phaser in the hand is no match for a baseball bat to the back of the head. Sometime low tech just works better.|
|Chromedome||"Right you lot, give me damn good caption or I'll shoot!"|
|Chromedome||"A pair of threes! A pair of threes! Is that all you had? You deserve to die for that!"|
|Chromedome||It was Hugh Hefner, on the bridge, with a phaser!
Cluedo ... IN SPAAAAAACE
|Chromedome||Hugh Hefner screentests for a role in ...
STAR TREK: Playboy Edition
|Chromedome||"This is my phaser. There are many like it, but this one is mine."|
|Miss Marple||Suddenly, it dawned on him that there was a difference between "phased" and "fazed" ...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Van Gelder: "Please tell me that Civet Cat Coffee isn't made of what I think it is!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||The Trump voter... Finally getting disillusioned."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Hopefully, this is the "before" picture for the Proactiv commercial..."|
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "So you underwent the neural neutralizer therapy... Are you now... happier than before?"
Van Gelder: "Does trigger happy count?"
|Merat||Man, 23rd century Jehovah's Witnesses are getting REALLY pushy!|
|Bird of Prey||Spock: "Please hand over your phaser. I just remotely deactivated it anyway."
Van Gelder: "Oh, are you sure? Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!"
Spock: "Even if you had any clue about ventriloquism, those phaser sounds weren't exactly very... convincing."
|EMH_MkI||Get off my yard, ya darn kids!|
|Chromedome||"Dr. McCoy, this suppository applicator appears to be faulty. I just cauterized my haemarroids with it."|
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