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Caption Competition

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30 Apr 2006

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drow MACO: "You're lying, there's no such thing as the 'Vulcan Lesbian Grip'."

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drow T'Pol: "My mind to your mind... Your thoughts to my thoughts... My eyes to your cleavage... Sorry."
TomL To the disappointment of men everywhere, this does not take place in the "alternate universe"
truevaliance maco: "i thought captain archer told you to stay away from my military staff..."
t'pol: "oh i didn't know you had a staff..."
Kalor T'Pol: You do realise that you don't HAVE to break wind whenever I ask you to relax?
Captiain Nathan Kirk, after seeing this picture in the Caption Competition: "Can't...keep...it...fairly...clean."
CaptainQuantum T'Pol: Sensors indicate that the ship has been transported into a region of space known as the Fanfic zone. What is even more disturbing are the sounds coming from Lieutenant Reed's quarters.
lexxonnet All the pleas for lesbians and this was the best B&B could do...
BikerWolf While virtually the entire crew enjoyed Movie Night, Movie Night: Hidden Camera Edition was more popular with the male members.
Sondak Much to T'Pol's dismay, she found that desperate grabs for ratings often lead to desperate grabs for other things.
McFortner The only picture known from the unaired episode of "The Vulcan's Love Slave".
Xela "Where do you think your stress is coming from?"
"None of my captions have even made special mention in weeks"
"Well it could be worse. Berman could run the Enterprise series into the ground and put us out of a job."
"That would never happen. Would it?"
CaptainGibbles During the brief recasting of Trip, Enterprise's ratings among male viewers seemed to sky rocket to the surprise of the creators.
Xavier Episode 11 of Sci-Fi Lesbians in Space : The InterSpecies Exchange of Fluids.
The Wormhole And you all thought Reed was the gay character...
Dennie Hebels T'Pol: Now I will take off your top. It's part of the ehhhh.... medical procedure.

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