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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | In Klingon fairy tales, there never is a damsel in distress - only a damsel OF distress. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♬ Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London Aaa-OOOO! Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London Aaa-OOOO! ♪ |
| The Geek | The Cardassian tailor has to go, but the gorilla in the Klingon suit can stay! |
| Miss Marple | ... Happy Birthday, Mister President... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Garak: "Come now, that's no way to react... Blue is the new... er... 'mop-water' gray." |
| Bird of Prey | Even the Klingons themselves often have problems with pronouncing Klingon words! |
| NASCARTographer | While overpriced and rather limited in its uses, the Promenade Adult Novelty Hutch found its "Cloaked Phallus" to be a hit with visitors. |
| The Geek | "Dear Penthouse..." |
| Miss Marple | Mot'loch Spice ... The LEAST popular Spice Girl. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Who let the targs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the targs out? Who, who, who, who, who?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Victoria Secret models had definitely deteriorated over the years... As did the the swimsuits. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | B'Etor: ""We Klingons tout our prowess in battle, our desire for glory and honor above all else. We have no need for such frivolous nonsense as dresses and oth- OOOH, LOOK!! Chiffon!! Is that available in pink??" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♬ Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS Aaa-OOOO! Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS Aaa-OOOO! ♪ |
| N'tran DS 12 | Stare at this picture very carefully and you will see a Klingon female's face. |
| Borg | The worst performance of "Three little maids from school are we" ever... |
| Bird of Prey | ''Ah-hooooooooooooo...'' The night of the living Were-Klingons! |
| McFortner | Qoooooooo-'nos, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain! |
| Admiral Dunsel | When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..., I get the sensation of being a lone artic wolf, standing atop a cold, snowy mountain range. The vast tundra spread below...! I am Master of all the land and creatures before me! All must now bow down before me! I raise my head and proclaim my rule over all..., Ah-Ohoooooooooooo! Ah-Ohoooooooooooo! |
| Bird of Prey | Now that Praxis is rubble, to what are the Klingons supposed to howl to each night? |
| jg | First the mating call, then the biting, scratching and throwing heavy objects will soon follow. |
| jg | It is a little known fact that, while Klingon women are fierce warriors, they are easily distracted by shiny objects. |
| jg | Where will you be when diarrhea hits you. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o." |
| Borg | Klingon women sometimes flash their breasts to get into DITL Caption Comp |
| Jr | Stop, stop, stop! I just don't think a Klingon will cut it as Annie. Thank you for trying out. |
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