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Beata: "I see...it's... your future!"
Riker: "Really? What do you see?"
Beata: "I can't really tell. It's in shades of grey."
Thank you Commander, you're "donation" of your genetic code will help save our species.
Riker wont be smiling when he finds out that is a large pill but a anal suppository
God it must feel awful to be judged on what you're wearing... One bad day, and it could ruin your whole career! I really think it would help if he just SMILED a little more. - not like that, though! that just makes him look like a whore, or to be more politically correct, more like "your Sister".
Feel like an OBJECT? Welcome to a lady's world!
That earring looks even cheaper than his outfit... no wonder she likes his tawdry gift.
-You woudn’t be surprised to know that he is wearing spandex biking shorts under all that.
Frankie Chestnuts just celebrated his 36th anniversary at home with the "little woman".
"Well that's another fine mess you've gotten me into!"
Riker: "DAMN... I look GOOD!"
Beata: "DAMN... He looks like an IDIOT!"
First, Riker is fitted with an ego inhibitor. Next, he will be given an elixir to decrease his libido. All in a vain attempt to give the males on this planet a fighting chance.
Hairu chest wax = Riker wont be smiling soon.
Hariy chest wax = Riker wont be smiling in a few minutes
The ego collection device was working perfectly. A couple of more sessions with Riker and her civilization will have an unlimited source of power.
Alexa, play Marvin Gaye.
Our people have a saying: when life gives you lemons, suspend them in a translucent resin, and sell them to clueless tourists as quaint local talismans.
I’m not sure this is enough wax to finish the job, but we can get started on your chest anytime.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
Take me drunk, I'm home.
Mistress Beata is probably saying extra-ordinary truths, but nobody gives a crap, so she should JUST SHUT UP! -Sorry... I've just listening to the senate hearings...
Comdr Riker quickly goes over The Karma Sutra on his PADD to select just the right positions for this evening.
Ooooooo, shiny!
Riker: "Wait, this planet isn't Bajor!? This means I have bought this expensive earring for nothing!"
Beata: "Yor chest hair is very impressive!"
Riker: "Thank you!"
Beata: "I could make an excellent doormat out of it..."
Riker: "Wait, what!?"
I've got to have thirty minutes.
Beata: "You know, you would look even more attractive with a beard!"
Riker: "That may well be. But we in the Federation don't care about such superficialities anymore." (Thinking: "Note to self...")
The Capt. had forgot to tell Cmdr Riker there would be a urine sample to test for STDs.
"You hold the carb, I'll light the bowl."
"I don't know what the F*&$ it is either, dear, but we still have to send your Aunt Rhoda a thank-you note."
Riker was young and needed the money! (Unfortunately, nobody told him yet that the Federation doesn't use money...)
Beata : Commander ! What's this yellowish goo in my Worship Stone ???
Riker : OH !!!! I'm sorry , I ran out of Kleenex so I blew my nose into the stone. I was going to clean it .
Besta : No need....., It looks so mesmerizing slowly running down the sides into a gooey blob.
Besta : What is this for ?
Riker : It's how I transform into the Yellow Launtern .
"Barkeep, get my friend a Pangalactic Gargleblaster."
Johnathon Frakes takes a last look at the Script to see when the love see is coming.
Beata: "What is this?"
Riker: "A piece of honeycomb for my queen bee!"
Your ENTIRE chest? I don't think this is enough wax.
"Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.".-George Orwell
"This is SHINEY!" - Mistress Beata
Riker checks on his PADD device to record the Day Time Emmy's .
At this moment Riker thinks he should let Picard go on more away missions.
Riker: “I have a strong interest in other cultures mating rituals.”
Mistress Beata: "...and I'M interested in Tiberian bats... What about it?"
Beata "My babel fish has escaped!"
Woman: "Do you know what the people of my planet do with this thing... in the bedroom?"
Riker: "No. And I am not quite sure if I want to find out..."
What do you give to a person that already has everything? A random piece of glass that serves no purpose whatsoever.
Melania is ENTRANCED.
Riker wondered if Beata would consider swapping clothes.
Jonathan Frakes decides he wants to do more directing from now on ...
Jonathan Frames decides he wants to do more directing from now on ....
Riker thought his Bluetooth device was far superior to Beata's.
Beata : And the Award for Best Male Performer in a Space Porno is : COMMANDER WILLIAM RIKER !!!!!
A Clip from the New 24th Century No!No!NO! hair removal system .
Poor Riker had no idea Beata was about to do a breast implant on him !!!
Beata gazed upon the mold of Rikers " Johnson " as he put it.
Beata grins now that she adds Rikers balls to her collection.
Sure, Riker may be sexy here, but he'll never be "Burt Reynolds in the 70s sexy". (RIP, Burt)
Mistress Beata is SO HAPPY that The Geek is BACK!
Beata : Thank you so much for your sperm sample.
Riker : No problem , there's more where that came from .
Little did Riker know that there culture hadn't quite developed the condom just yet.
What young Will Riker doesn't know yet is that for the rest of his life he will regret posting this picture on the internet...
Riker: "...think about Parrises squares... think about Parrises squares..."
Too Sexy for his Shirt.
Riker: Wait, that goes in WHERE!? Will there at least be lubricant?
There be hormones here, LOTS of hormones
Beings came from all over the galaxy to Angel 1 to get the toughest glass jars opened.
What happens on Angel one stays on Angel one.
Wardrobe Malfunctions... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Mistress Beata (to self): "The Orb of Ecstasy, or actual physical contact with a smug off-worlder... The Orb of Ecstasy, or actual physical contact with a smug off-worlder... Decisions, decisions..."
In this case,I think I will allow for, even commend, Riker's smugness.
During his early years after leaving the lab, Odo was forced to do... things... to make ends meet.
Riker's worst nightmare: Pretending to be submissive on a planet dominated by women.
Beata (thinking): HOW did he pass a kidney stone this large?
Beata: "Wow, what is this?"
Riker: "In Starfleet, we call that a 'plot device'."
Beata: "What does it do?"
Riker: "Generates a plot. Sometimes, an episode can be derived from an especially large, and often expensive plot device."
Beata: "Will this do that?"
Riker: "No, no. This is single episode story, and you are a one-off character. What you got there won't even be referenced in the next scene."
Beata: Am I gonna do it with Riker tonight? *shakes crystal ball*
Crystal Ball: Reply hazy. Try again.
Beata: "...and to think that when this ritual is complete, I will have your testicles in this jar."
Riker: "Uh, huh... wait, what?"
Star Trek on Ice
Star Trek: The Fabulous Generation
"And the winner of the Least Convincing Drag Queen is ..."
Star Trek Fashion Shows:
…and here we see Will in a semi-off the shoulder, powder blue lamé tunic. Isn’t he stunning. Jewelry by Christian Dior.
Thank you Will.
And here comes Jean-Luc in a cute pair of short-shorts with a matching tank top. Strut your stuff, Captain!
A couple with too much time on their hands.
Riker (to self): “I think I’ve got this... she can’t resist me!”
Mistress Beata (to self): “DAMN!! I hate these puzzles. How do I get this little ball out of here.”
Lifetime's Intimate Portrait: At home with Frankie Chestnuts
Riker: “I have a strong interest in other cultures mating rituals.”
Mistress Beata: “Oh, I definitely have something interesting for you to experience.”
Riker: “Go ahead, I’m ready. Insert the devise.”
Mistress Beata (thinking): “Hmmm... wonder if he realizes how big it is...”
This scene was the impetus for the "Manscaping" trend.

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