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Frankie Chestnuts Not only was Trip's Ferengi blow-up doll
aesthetically disgusting, it had some intrinsic design flaws... PAINFUL intrinsic design flaws.
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "Interesting... Is this skin or cartilage?"
Krem: "Nom, nom, nom... ahhhhhhhhh."
T'pol: "Hmmmm... Do you always have this reaction to someone doing this?"
Krem: "Aaahhhmmmm... Bhabaaaa... Flaa, flaa."
T'Pol: "Fascinating... And what if I touch you like this?"
Krem: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
T'Pol: "Interesting."
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi Porn.
INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple IDIC...
Cailus Some historians believe that stress was fhe reason T'Pol turned to trellium-D. Those historians were fortunate to never see this.
Frankie Chestnuts Boom-chicka OO- Mox
N'tran DS 12 Aural Pleasures
The Geek The Ferengi O-face: What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Foxbat "My, what big ears you have...."
Miss Marple A hot woman & a dis-attractive guy with poor self esteem.
Nerd fantasies... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple A hot woman & a dis-attractive guy with poor self esteem.
Nerd fantasies... IN SP-.... um, in his PARENTS' BASEMENT!!!
Frankie Chestnuts This is one REALLY bizarre version of the Chinese Finger Trap.
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "Not every species asses are located in the same place. However, I had no idea that the Ferengi actually had their asses on their head!”
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''Your lobes feel harder than I would have anticipated.''
Ferengi: ''Oh, usually they are quite soft. It all depends on the situation...''
Rob Rule of Aquisition #40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.
Nerd907 The "Ferengi Love Slave 2" holosuite program was surprisingly popular on Vulcan.
Bird of Prey And I have always thought that feeling one's pagh is a Bajoran thing...
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''No wonder he mistook my lirpa for a Q-tip...''
The Geek Remember folks: What happens at the Convention, stays at the Convention.
RedDwarfian And here we see one of our customers trying out our newest Holosuite program, "Vulcan Love Slave 3".
Bird of Prey The Deadly Ears
Nerd907 T'Pol: I was young, he was rich, and we were both very, very drunk.
11001001 T'Pol: "My mind to your mind. My lobes to your lobes."
Miss Marple Vulcan schoolmarm, naughty student - The Ferengi's most requested Holo-program.

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