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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | The strangest thing? His mirror counterpart is also Kira. |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Ahh, the ol' "Set the shaver to stun" prank is about to claim another victim! |
| Mr. President | Reed: (sings) "Ground control to Major Tom..." Sato: (over comms) "Lieutenant, this is a secure channel for official Starfleet business only." Reed: "...Commencing countdown, engines on..." |
| Mr. President | Reed: "This is Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson." Sato: (over comms) "Captain Archer, I think it's for you." |
| Mr. President | Reed: (sings) "He's a complicated man, but no one understand him but his woman..." Tucker: "Oh, yes, and how is Inflatable Estelle?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Hoshi... Please have Major Hayes and Corporal Hawkins report to the Conference Room." Hoshi: "Right away... We seem to have a bad com-link... What's that buzzing sound." Reed: "Not a clue... oh yes... also invite Corporal Romero." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "I'm so ronery, So ronery, So ronery and sadry arone. There's no one, Just me onry, Sitting on my rittle throne." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sadly, as the years went by, Mr. Reed not only needed a hearing aid, but one of those reading magnifiers to see the tiny font on all the Enterprise view screens. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Christ.... Is that a zit?! MAKEUP!" Director: "CUT! CONNER! " |
| Mr. President | Keating: "I went to drama school for this?" |
| PegasusJF | While the right hand painfully endured Reed's singing, the left hand decided to do something about it. |
| Bird of Prey | Malcolm *singing*: ''Can you feel the love tonight...'' Trip: ''We two are alone in a tiny shuttlepod, and not likely to meet anyone else for a long time. So can you please sing a different song? This one unsettles me.'' |
| Miss Marple | They SAID it would arrive in 6 weeks... they SAID it was totally silent... they SAID it would arrive in a plain brown wrapper... and they PROMISED they wouldn't sell their mailing list to ANYONE! It better damn work... |
| Miss Marple | Fool proof at-home goiter removal kit. Guaranteed. I can't even read the directions, but I'll look even stupider if I ask for a refund... |
| TS | Malcolm was exiled to practice in a shuttlepod for the "Enterprise Idol" competition. |
| TS | "I've got to cut every hair on my hairy chin chin." |
| TS | What you don't see: Trip laying on the bed waiting for Malcolm to finish shaving... |
| TS | Personal grooming...in SPAAACE! |
| TS | Since Malcolm was in a rush he failed to notice he picked up his mini phase pistol instead of his shaver. Needless to say, Malcolm didn't report for duty that day... |
| Foxbat | "Look, for the last time... I want a Double Cheeseburger, Onion Rings, and A LARGE ORANGE DRINK!!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Moby-Dick or, The Whale; by Herman Melville. Read by Malcolm Reed. Chapter One: Loomings Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation.... . DRIVING OFF THE SPLEEN??" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed (booming voice): "You DARE to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk!" T'Pol: "Mr. Reed... PLEASE put that away and report for duty." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed (booming voice): "You DARE to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk!" T'Pol: "Mr. Reed... PLEASE put that away and report for duty." Reed (still booming voice): "And you, Scarecrow, have the affrontery to ask for a brain, you billowing bale of bovine fodder!" Archer: "MALCOLM!" |
| Miss Marple | Malcolm's secret, SECRET shame was that he could not keep a stiff upper lip, and this Swedish mail-order device truly WAS his last hope. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Malcolm: " ...today -ay, -ay... I consider myself -self, -self... the luckiest man -man, -man... on the face of the earth -earth, -earth." |
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