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|PegasusJF||Neelix: Are you ready, Tuvok?
Neelix: I said, are you ready?
Neelix: Who lives in a spaceship under the smoke?!
Who cooking catastrophes make people choke?
Prances and dances in a obnoxious jig!
Repeated nudity gets him thrown in the Brig!
NEELIX! NO PANTS!!!
|Griff||Is...oh God...is Neelix naked? Urgh...if there was ever a memory to scrub out of my brain with booze, that's the one...|
|PegasusJF||Incident #1249012 where Tuvok almost wished he didn't learn to control his anger.|
|MR. WORF||Hey!!! Mister Vulcan ! I was just trying some of that stuff earthlings call " Weed " . I think I may have smoked up the joint a little !!! Wooo EEEee !!!|
|Silent Bob||Neelix: "Is this the right place for my Vulcan massage?"|
|Silent Bob||Neelix: "Did somebody order a 'hot sweaty Talaxian, easy on the clothes' sandwich?"|
|Silent Bob||"Naked Madame Tussauds in spaaaace"|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "I don't know what's touching my thigh right now, but I sure hope it's just one of your leola roots..."|
|Chromedome||"Hey, cheer up! We're gonna be together in this caption competition for a whole month!"
"Which part of 'horrified' do you not understand?"
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "I bet you didn't expect that THAT part of my body has spots too!"
Tuvok: "To be frank, I never even pondered this issue. And to my horror, I can't think of anything else now."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Harry: "Lieutenant Tuvok... I was wondering if you were interested in going to the mess hall and play some Kal-to... DEAR GOD! WHAT'S GOING ON???"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Tuvok (to self): "Think about Kal-toh... think about Kal-toh... think about Kal-toh..."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Tuvok (to self): "Think about baseball... think about baseball... think about baseball..."|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "We Vulcans don't have a concept similar to Hell or Gre'thor. But if we HAD, I can vividly imagine right now how it would be..."|
|N'tran DS 12||Star Trek: Soaps.|
|Bird of Prey||Casual Friday was a full success - except for Tuvok ignoring it completely and Neelix taking it way too far...|
|Mr. Worf||Nelix was very pleased to see Mr.Tuvok in the steam room.Tuvok however was very puzzled as to why Nelix was naked .|
|mwhittington||Tuvok: Neelix, why are you not wearing clothes in the galley's hea...(looks down)...DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNN!...Uh, I mean... I thought you would be more popular with the female crew members. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go meditate on my newfound feelings of inadequacy.|
|EMH_MkI||Neelix: Do you smell it yet? Do you smell it yet? Do you smell it yet?
How about now???
|EMH_MkI||Pictured: How Tuvok strengthens his mental fortitude.|
|MR. WORF||Mr. Tuvok was a very shocked to see that Nelix seem to have almost 3 legs !!|
|PegasusJF||Neelix: Sorry Tuvok, I overdid the flambé.|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan, I am so exited to see you!"
Tuvok: "I can... see that. Very clearly. Unfortunately."
|Chromedome||Tim Russ resolves to fire his agent once he gets off the set.|
|Bryan Moore||"Come on, Mr. Vulcan, you know what they say: 'Once you go Talaxian, you never relax again!'"|
|Bird of Prey||TOS had "The Naked Time", TNG had "The Naked Now"... and Voyager had "The Naked Neelix"!|
|Silent Bob||Neelix: "I haven't the foggiest"|
|Silent Bob||Neelix: "So Mr Vulcan, isn't this a great day for sunbathing"|
|Silent Bob||Neelix: "Smokin..."|
|Chakotay's tattoo||Mr. Vulcan! It appears I've found my rubber ducky! Isn't this wonderful?|
|DBB||Tuvok's New Year's resolution was to avoid killing Neelix. And Neelix was going to make it a very long year.|
|ktasay||Where did you think Talaxians have their genitals Tuvok?|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "So what do you say, Mr. Vulcan? Didn't I perform the Naked Fan Dance even better than Uhura in 'The Final Frontier'?"|
|AJ||On today's episode of 'Spot the alien emotion', we will be trying to determine what Mr Tuvok is feeling at this particular moment. Who wants to make the first guess?|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, please cover your... leola root."|
|Miss Marple||Neelix: EASY? You think this is EASY?!?! Well if YOU think that this is SO EASY, then YOU try being a COMPLETE ASS for hours on end.....|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok and Neelix in: "Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Talaxian Anatomy And Can't Ever Un-Know Again Now That You Do"|
|EMH_MkI||Neelix's Christmas gift: A life-sized Tuvok action figure.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: "Today on 'Briefings with Neelix', we are going to talk with 'Mr. Vulcan' himself, Lt. Tuvok. Tell us... What's going on in Security?"
Tuvok: "Why are you not wearing any pants?"
Neelix: "Just trying to spice up the morning briefings."
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Come on, Mr. Vulcan! Let your emotions run wild and have some fun!"
Tuvok: "I can assure you, Mr. Neelix, *if* I were to let my emotions 'run wild', it wouldn't have anything to do with having fun. For neither of us."
|PegasusJF||Today on Kitchen Nightmares...|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "Let me guess - this is yet another one of your many old Talaxian traditions?"
Neelix: "Correctly guessed, Mr. Vulcan!"
Tuvok: "You know, I can never tell if all these asinine traditions of yours are actually real, or if you are just pranking me."
|PegasusJF||TODAY on Neelix: misadventures of cooking!|
|PegasusJF||Neelix once converted a room in his quarters into a smokehouse. It did not end well.|
|PegasusJF||The locals make rapturous libations to the pointy eared sky god|
|USNTrekfan||Neelix: Maybe your replacators can make me a uniform like yours.
Tuvok: Doubtful...however they will make a very good straight jacket that I am sure will fit you...
|ilandra||'Out of the mists of time ...' or 'Evolution at work'.|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, while your observation is true that the lyrics proclaim that you should 'take off all your clothes' because 'it's gettin' hot in here', ancient Earth songs like this one are seldom meant to be taken as literal requests."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... I do believe my nose is larger than yours."
Tuvok: "Your feet are also larger than swim fins, but that is irrelevant."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... What does that mean: 'No Shoes, No Shits, No Service'?"
Tuvok: "That's SHIRTS, Mr. Neelix... SHIRTS."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... What does that mean: 'No Shoes, No Shirts, No Service'?"
Tuvok: "Please put your pants on..."
|Miss Marple||Tuvok: I believe I will "get out of the kitchen" ...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Is this urinal taken?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Loofah my back."|
|Miss Marple||In the pilot, Nelix was played with more of an "Eric Cartman" type edge, but test audiences indicated that angle wasn't necessary for people to take an instant dislike to him.|
|Miss Marple||FYI: This is what a Vulcan Death Fart actually looks like.|
|MLCoolJ||The aliens from "Waking Moments" return to put the crew through another round of nightmares. For Tuvok, it means being harassed by naked Neelix.|
|EMH_MkI||Neelix: Oh, hai Mr.Vulcannn!!!
Tuvok (outside): ...
Tuvok (inside) : AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "This is even worse than the dream in which *I* was naked!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Tell me about this Pon Farr!”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Have you ever seen a grown Talaxian naked?”|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Neelix: "Now don't be shy, Mister Vulcan. You're supposed to strip off for a sauna."
Tuvok: "Not in my case, as the temperature here is similar to that of my home planet."
Neelix: "Ooh, that sounds like an excuse to me."
Tuvok: "OK, you've got me there."
|Cyrus Ramsay||Neelix: "Wow, who says that Madame Tussaud's waxworks aren't realistic?"
Tuvok: "I beg your pardon?"
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