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Caption Competition

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25 Sep 2011

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The Geek Dear Star Trek: Enterprise,
This is how you get ratings. Notice the lack of Archer or Trip getting naked. Now do you see why you got cancelled?
Love, The Geek

Special Mention

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The Geek "Strange, I thought you'd be taller."
The Geek "Dear Penthouse..."
Capt Frederick16 "Madame Tussaud ...I AM IMPRESSED!!!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Kira#1: "Wow... The makeup is REALLY better in her universe."
Kira#2: "Wow... The makeup is REALLY better in her universe."
Frankie Chestnuts Kira#1: "Wow... The dental care is REALLY better in her universe."
Kira#2: "Wow... The dental care is REALLY better in her universe."
Frankie Chestnuts Kira #1: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall... Who's the fairest of them all."
Kira #2: "Oooo... Surprise!! It's ME!"
Frankie Chestnuts Morror Kira: "Where is my Binky? TELL ME WHAT YOU DID WITH MY BINKY?"
nerd86 The men get goatees, or scars, to differentiate them in the mirror universe. What does Kira get? A different color outfit.
BigMac1212 Good Kira: If you're my evil twin, where the hell is your goatee?
Frankie Chestnuts Sex: Good for ratings.
Ladies kissing: Great for ratings.
Twin sisters kissing: Jackpot!
Frankie Chestnuts Mirror Kira: "Hang on... You got knocked up by JULIAN?... SERIOUSLY?"
Frankie Chestnuts Mirror Kira: "In MY universe, I'm the Intendant... EVERYONE is at my beck and call.
Regular Kira: "In MY universe, I can shoot a Cardassian vole between the eyes at 80 meters. In fact, I could probably do that HERE."
Frankie Chestnuts Regular Kira: "So why DO they call him 'Smiley'?"
Frankie Chestnuts Mirror Kira: "Does this color make me look fat?"
DBB "I shall call her..." *dramatic music* "...Same-Size-as-Me!"
jg After he started to offer this program in the holodecks, Quark saw his profits jumps 60%.
mwhittington One of these thing is not like... oh, never mind!
mwhittington Bashir: It's YOU!
Kira: Yes, me! (plunges hand into Bashir's chest) Me, me, me! (inky blackness spreading around consuming him completely, subsiding, Bashir becomes Kira)
Bashir/Kira: Me too!
The Geek O'Brien walks in, flustered: "Listen, I need you to talk to Quark. He's... your busy. I'll come back later."
The Geek Not pictured: Quagmire, because he's holding the camera!
jg Bsshir: Did I miss it?
O'Brian: Nah, the catfight should start any second.
Bird of Prey Kira: ''We may look exactly the same, but personality-wise, we have absolutely nothing in common!''
Mirror Kira: ''I like to kill Cardassians, just for fun.''
Kira: ''Okay, maybe there is ONE thing we have in common.''
C.J.Jackal Wait, I know this one! It's two women AND a vase!
Frankie Chestnuts Kira #1: "Wait a tick. Who are you?"
Kira #2: "I'm you ten minutes from now."
Kira #1: "Damn it. You are handsome, baby, yeah!"
Kira #2: [laughs] "I was just thinking the same."
Kira #1: "We are sexy!"
Kira #2: "We are sexy bitches, yes!"

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