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| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | Scott Bakula stuck in a never ending stream of crap and disgust, seemingly going nowhere, leading only to disappointment and regret. And the sewer was pretty bad too. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: 'This is disgusting. I think I'm going to be sick.' Archer: 'I just was.' |
| DBB | Alien: Now...we swim. |
| DBB | Archer: Where are we? What are we wading through? Trip: I think he called it the 'lat-er-een.' Archer: 'Lat-er...' Latrine? Trip: ...ah, hell. |
| Ktasay | Star Trek XIX: The Sewer Zombies Strike Back! |
| Combat Carl | Do... Do you think anyone will notice if I pee in here? |
| Mikey | 'Marco!... Marco?... Hey, marco?' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: 'I'm telling you, this is a great shortcut.' Trip: 'I think I'll take the long way around.' |
| nerd86 | Alien: And now we just dive to the bottom and open the service hatch and- Archer: Wait. Did you say we now have to dive? Alien: Yes. Archer: I quit. Your species can free yourselves from oppression. I'm going back to my ship where it is warm, dry, and a busty Vulcan woman walks around in tight shirts. Bye. Alien: Please wait... take me with you. |
| AJ | Alien singing: 'I'm walking on sunshine....' |
| The Geek | Bacula: I shoulda never left 'Quantum Leap.' |
| The Geek | Bakula (thinking): 'Think of the paycheck. You are waist- deep in some disgusting- looking water, but that's okay, because I alone proudly carry the Star Trek franchise on my shoulders while getting paid a lot of money to do so.' Producer: 'Bad news, guys. We've just been cancelled.' Bakula: 'Aw, dammit.' |
| jg | Alien: Thats just disgusting. Somebody has been eating corn. Archer: Didn't need to know. Really, I didn't need to know. |
| Foxfyre | Archer was in deep S*** when he pissed off the brass. |
| Mr. President | 'Okay, guys, the script for Star Trek Nemesis is down here somewhere. Keep your eyes peeled.' |
| Mr. President | Tucker: 'Maybe you should've asked someone else to show us the way to Amarillo, Cap'n.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: 'I'm really not thinking too much about this spa.' Alien: 'Give it a few minutes. I'll grow on you.' Archer: 'That's what I'm afraid of.' |
| DBB | Alien: The water in this chamber is riddled with meter-long parisitical tape worms. Seal off all your lower orifaces. Archer: Wait, what? Alien: Can't your species do that? Archer: No! |
| woodside | Jonathan Archer and the Crusade for a Decent Plotline |
| lexxonnet | Archer: What are we doing down in the sewers? Alien: We're looking for Enterprise's ratings. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: 'Not to be offensive, but... Do all of your species walk around with light bulbs stuck in their ass? Alien: 'Yes, it's considered very fashionable.' Trip: '...and how do you get it to glow like that?' Alien: 'Glow...?' |
| AJ | What? If T'Pol can have a stick up her ass, I can have a lightbulb! |
| Mr. President | Pictured: the servants' quarters in Republican Party headquarters. |
| Foxfyre | Looks like it, smells like it, yep it must be Enterprise..... |
| The Geek | They may be wading through a long, disgusting stream of unspeakable filth and disease, but at least this is Enterprise, a show that will last for several more seasons and will be cherished by Star Trek fans and.... wait... |
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