Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
The Geek	Perhaps unsurprisingly, the Star Trek conventions in San Francisco produced the weirdest costumes.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
The Geek	Colonel Kurtz inflitrates the Enterprise with nothing more than a blonde wig and the clothes from a hippie he killed. The horror! The horror...
nerd86	Space Hippies... of DOOOOM!
Frankie Chestnuts	Sulu (bursting in): 'ZIGGY!! DR. FEELGOOD... MY MAN! HOW'S IT HANGING?'
RedDwarfian	Alright, I can buy the funky clothes, and the colorful body paint/tattoos... but why the hell are they wearing eggs?!
RedDwarfian	Moral: Hippies: Weirding out the military since 1967.
DBB	Those aren't tattoos or body paint. It's space leprosy.
Frankie Chestnuts	The dangers of cruciferous vegetable overdose.
DBB	'To protest the war with the Klingons, we are going to self-immolate.' 'You're going to set yourselves on fire?' 'Oh, is that what that means? No, we're just going to sit here.'
The Geek	Wow. The guy on the left looks like he just went a couple rounds with a very hungry Mike Tyson.
The Geek	Starfleet has the Christopher Pike Medal of Valor. These guys have the Fluffy Hamster of Showing Up For The Yearly Flu Shot.
The Geek	We have studied Earth history. Tell us more about Gladiators...
The Geek	Alien on left: 'Our skin markings are brave and masculine!' Kirk (snickering): 'Yeah, okay...' Alien on right: 'HEY! They are very macho! MACHO!'
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: 'You're going to have to leave...' Sevrin: 'Huh?' Kirk: 'YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!' Sevrin: 'Sorry?' Kirk: 'TAKE THOSE CAULIFLOWERS OUT OF YOUR EARS!!' Sevrin: 'Pardon?'
Frankie Chestnuts	Actor on Right: 'Alright... go over this again... How is this going to further my career?'
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: 'It's bad enough we run into modern Romans... Alice in Wonderland... Friggin' Nazis... Chicago gangsters... NOW WE'VE GOT SPACE HIPPIES!'
nerd86	Kirk managed to retake control of his ship by distracting the hippies with a Spongebob Squarepants marathon.
Frankie Chestnuts	Numerous minorities were breaking ground during Star Trek: African Americans, Japanese, drunken Scotsmen, and the most oppressed of minorities, the Hippie.
nerd86	This is what you'll look like if you fall asleep at one of Scotty's parties.
Frankie Chestnuts	Adam: Hey, hey, hey... show some respect. This guy's a physician... Please call him DOCTOR Tangerine Rainbow.
Bird of Prey	Sevrin: 'Think, Adam! Where else can we find people who would be willing to join us and our way of life? Among the Klingons?' Adam: 'Nah, they're usually not very keen on the whole 'Peace and Love'-thing. Besides, they seem to fit way better into the Heavy Metal scene.' Sevrin: 'And the Romulans?' Adam: 'With that hair cuts? Beatniks.' Sevrin: 'Borg?' Adam: 'Goths.'
Bird of Prey	Sevrin: 'We are all so high right now.' Spock: '36000 km high, to be precise, in geostationary orbit.'
DBB	'Can you close the front of your tunic, please?' 'No.' 'But you're not wearing anything under there.' 'I know.'
Frankie Chestnuts	Adam: 'Dude, where's my shuttle?'
SpaceTruckin	I'm serious man. If you sync up The Wizard of Oz to Dark Side of The Moon it will blow your mind!

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