Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
nerd86	Kirk: Wait, so... you put your left arm in... then you take your left arm out... then you put your left arm in again? Sulu: And shake it all about, yes, that is what it is all about.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "No please silence, Mr. Sulu. If my aim and timing is good, that annoying fly won't evade my hands."
Frankie Chestnuts	Sulu: ♫ "It's not easy being green." ♫ Kirk: "Mr. Sulu... Try again." Sulu: ♫ "It's not easy being gay." ♫ Kirk: "Let's get back to that green one."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "I know what happens to the 'red shirts'... What happens to the 'green shirts'?" Sulu: "You really don't want to know... Just Run!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Sulu: "Pardon me, Captain... Did he just refer to me as his 'little yellow friend'?"
drow	Lens flares during the late 60s were noticably dimmer and greener.
Mr. President	"Kirk to Enterprise, condition is green."
DBB	Director: Bill's doing the robot again.
Combat Carl	Don't worry Sulu, it's a part of the plan. A little more radiation and we'll both have superpowers...
DBB	Kirk: I am the king of Dance, Dance Revolution. Sulu: You're only moving your hands! Move your feet! Kirk: Am I doing it right? Sulu: No, you've gotta move your feet. We're losing points. Kirk: What's all this stuff on the screen? Sulu: It means you're missing all the steps. Move your feet, sir! Kirk: *quietly* Domo arigato, Mr. James Kirk... *louder* Look, Sulu. I'm a robot. Sulu: *sighs* I should never have invited you to play.
DBB	Stand down from Red Alert. Green Alert.
DBB	Kirk: So, I was holding her waist like this - just like this - and her sister walks in... Sulu: Sir, I'm really not interested in this story.
nerd86	For Sulu... a terrifying experience that may leave him psychologically, and physically, scarred for life. For Kirk... an afternoon workout.
Frankie Chestnuts	Sulu: "I've seen the way you handle women. What's your secret." Kirk: "No secret. Women just love me." Sulu: "Don't underestimate your charisma... Men love you too." Kirk: "...?"
Bird of Prey	Sulu: "Look, my beautiful nails!" Kirk: "Gentlemen, an applause for Mr. Sulu!"
ZebulaNebula	A scene from the Enterprise's little-known, often regretted disco night.
Ty.G	Part of graduating from American Sign Language class, you have to sign your favorite song. But Bohemian Rhapsody turned to be harder to translate than they were expecting.
cela	It's not easy... being green.
ThomasJBryant	It's not gay if it follows the chain of command.
Mr. President	Kirk: "Sulu, we've travelled back in time to last week's caption competition. You take the sad-looking English guy, I'll take the hot Vulcan chick."
drow	Greenscreen: You're doing it wrong.
drow	Stop... HAMMER TIME!
DBB	Kirk: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto... Sulu: Please stop.
Frankie Chestnuts	Shatner: "Come on, George... When you act you've got to flail your arms around." Takei: "Like this?" Shatner: "No, no... That looks unnatural. Loosen up. Fling those arms around like you're crazy." Takei: "Thanks for the help, Bill. I never knew acting was so difficult." Shatner: "Stick with me... You'll go far."
Frankie Chestnuts	While Sulu resembles a deer in the headlights, Kirk resembles a ferret in a flashlight.

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