Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Sylvester	Crusher: "We might have to take his leg." Geordi: "Don't take the leg! Don't take the leg!" Crusher: "Wait...its heading for his crotch." Geordi: "Take the leg! Take the leg!"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
PegasusJF	Geordi: What the hell do I have that requires a pill THAT big?!
Broccili	Geordi: "Whaddya mean, you people?"
Guybrush	I'm detecting high levels of constipation, captain.
Dougurasu	Beverly: "Say 'job'" Georgi: "JEAAARRARRRBBBBBB."
Dougurasu	"No, I refuse to beam down until I'm allowed to wear another color!"
drow	Crusher: "You still seem to be doing fine with your VISOR." Geordi: "Good. Then, when can I get the prosthetic cowbell I wanted?"
drow	Geordi: "Vote for me! Vote for me!"
drow	Crusher: "We want INFORMATION." LaForge: "You won't get it!" Crusher: "By hook or by crook, we will." LaForge: "I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!"
nerd86	We have good news and bad news. Give me the good news first. They're doing fantastic things with prosthetic limbs these days...
nerd86	I'm afraid you've lost both your arms, and we'll have to amputate your left leg next. What's the good news, doc? I've just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico.
drow	LaForge: "Why didn't anyone ever tell me that my VISOR makes me look fat?"
Mr. President	"Quit scanning yourself! *SMACK* Quit scanning yourself! *SMACK* Quit scanning yourself *SMACK*"
Mr. President	CRUSHER: "Geordi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but according to my readings you have an inoperable brain tumor. I'm so terribly sorry" LA FORGE: "What?! Oh, my god...oh, my..." CRUSHER: "Oh, no, wait, hang on. Turns out it's just a migraine. Sorry, I haven't uprgaded this tricorder from Vista to Windows 7 yet." LA FORGE: "F..."
Mr. President	"There's ALWAYS time for lubricant!!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Geordi: "What do you mean I'm blind?" Crusher: "Geordi..." Geordi: "I can see you plain as day." Crusher: "Geordi..." Geordi: "Other people have said that and they paid." Crusher: "Geordi..." Geordi "Yeah, they paid." Crusher: "Geordi..."
McFortner	Now just blow into the tube, Lieutenant....
nerd86	I'm telling you she was already frozen when I got there!
Ty.G	Beverly: Settle down, settle down. That plasma conduit hit you pretty bad. Now, tell me, where are you? Geordy: I'm on the Enterprise. Beverly: And who am I? Geordy: You'rd doctor Crusher. Beverly: And who are you? Geordy: ... I'm Batman! Beverly: Ok, stay stay down. Geordy: No, you don't understand - I'm Batman!
Frankie Chestnuts	Crusher: "Geordi, we all voted. You are the least popular person on the ship." Geordi: "LESS the WESLEY!!??
drow	Geordi: "You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH."
Frankie Chestnuts	Crusher: "Just hold still Geordi. Everything will be fine." Geordi: "Sure, everything will be fine if you shut up and bring the dessert cart. And refill my wine glass."
drow	Crusher: "You appear to be suffering an allergic reaction." LaForge: "To what?" Crusher: "Your red shirt. I'm afraid it's fatal." LaForge: "Then take it off!" Crusher: "Please, Geordi. We have families and small children onboard."
drow	LaForge: "Tell me the truth, doc. Am I going to die?" Crusher: "No. Well, yes." LaForge: "What's going to happen?" Crusher: "You're going to be eaten by a tar monster. It'll be quick, but pointless." LaForge: "..." Crusher: "Wait, sorry. I still had Yar's file open. No, you'll be fine. At least for a few years." LaForge: "And then what?" Crusher: "We're in Nemesis, and it's stupid and totally sucks."
Kethinov	Crusher: "Push, push!" Geordi: "I AM PUSHING!"

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