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UnknownCaptioneer Wow, you created a bad special effect. You must be so proud. By the way, you are adopted.

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The Geek "Seriously, Wes, even Data gets laid in this episode."
Nutso "Wesley, just because you're named after Eugene Wesley Roddenberry doesn't mean you're a super-intelligent super-genius. It just means no one will like you."
The Geek Contrary to the name of this episode, for Wesley, there is no "Naked Now." There has never been a "Naked Then," and there sure as hell will not be a "Naked in The Future, Even Out of Pity."
jg It was at this moment that Beverly realized that she was looking ar the last male to carry the name Crusher.
MetalHead Wes: Hey mom, why does this say Rampant Rabit on the side of it?
Beverly: Its er...for healing animals, yeah, thats it.
bigjezza Check it out mom, blu-ray. Full HD. Dolby. Sub woofer. 1080p AVC. I think I'm in love.
MetalHead Doctor Crusher: Wes! What did I tell you about crossing the streams!
Merlin Crusher: Wes, we've been through this, Geordi told you, we all *know* it's a fake. Look, you can see the wires!
McFortner Beverly: I guess I don't have to ask if you are still a virgin.
DBB Crusher: The crew has requested I put you in a drug-induced coma.
Wesley: But mom, my science project.
Crusher: No 'but's, Wesley. Now put that down and get on the bio bed.
Bryan Moore "A repulsor beam? Wesley, your personality alone will keep enough fans away."
Foxbat "I don't care what it can do, son. It still won't help you score with Lt. Yar."
Mr. President "But, mom, there are no girls my age onboard. How else am I supposed to occupy myself?"
Chromedome Look, for the last time, I don't need a tool for inserting suppositories!
d-king Beverly:"You still have a small penis"
Exodore Wesley: Mom! Look, the new Iphone comes with an integrated tractor beem! Can I get one???? Please mom! Please!
Niall Johnson Beverly: "Gee Wesley, that's brilliant. I can already think of a million uses for that."
Wesley: "Really?"
Beverly: "No."
Niall Johnson And you wonder why the other kids beat you up at school?

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