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Niall Johnson Trip: His torpedo armed.
Archer: His airlock sealed.

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Captain 8472 Trip: Fanfiction is not what I signed up for.
AJ WIlliam Shatner, "The difference is: I made that costume look good."
Captain 8472 Trip's lack of comfort is due to his captain's lack of pants.
AJ When the popularity of 'Enterprise' sunk lower and lower attempts to increase the ratings grew more and more desperate.
Jr. I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
Skifreak Vulcan Neuro Pressure. 1800 hours. My quarters. Don't be late.
Skifreak Archer: "I can't believe we found a beach volleyball game on an alien world 18,000 light years from home."
Trip: "For the last time, Enterprise only goes warp 5. We haven't travelled anywhere near 18,000 light years!"
Archer: "Come on, it's not like anyone's gonna notice. And even if they do, they'll just blame the writers."
Niall Johnson Trip: "Tell me Cap'n, have you any southern in you?"
Archer: "No, I... ah... don't think so."
Trip: "Would you like some?"
Niall Johnson The strangest part is that I don't see Reed anywhere!
Tiberius I said I want a little DESSERT!
Tyrridon Alas, things were so bad at the end of Enterprise's run, they literally lost the shirts off their backs...
Dennie Hebels In this picture Archer is just about to have his ass kicked for the 47th time that season.
jg It went on for hours, but Archer would eventually prove victorious in the the Indian Burn Challenge.
Merlin Archer: Next time, we'll be shirts and the girls can be skins, OK?
JedTheGuy Connor, let's make a pact here and now: we're never going to another one of George Takei's bachelor parties. They NEVER turn out well for us.
Mikey Earth Starfleet's "Don't ask, don't tell, PLEASE don't show" policy.
Skifreak So we're agreed. The minute we get back to earth we go to California to get married.
TAnthony "No jokes about the captain's starlog, okay."

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