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Foxbat The bridge crew was at a loss on how to inflate the Chekov Autopilot Doll.

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Sulu And THIS *smack* is for Stalin!
And THIS *smack* is for the Gulag!
And THIS *smack* is for Communism!
AJ Spock: "Mr. Sulu, it appears that you have just killed Kenny."
Everyone: "You bastard!"
Merat McCoy: "The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this starship, but who didn't have fish for dinner."
Merat McCoy: "It is my considered medical opinion that this man is dead."
Sulu: "Doc, he's breathing!"
McCoy: "It is my considered medical opinion that this man is alive."
Ty. G What do you do with a drunken Russian? What do you do with a drunken Russian, early in the morning?
nerd86 The captains gonna be pissed when he finds out we killed his russian. Quick Sulu sit him up, maybe we can Weekend at Bernies the rest of the episode.
Foxbat Bridge Crew Thoughts:
Sulu: "He'll be much easier to seduce now..."
Scotty: "Russia invented Scotch my arse..."
Bones: "He's blood alcohol level is over three times the legal limit to be driving a starship..."
Uhura: "I'll call security..."
Spock: "It is obvious that he has fallen and can't get up..."
My Name Is Nobody McCoy: Why Sulu?
Sulu: Because an old lady in Leningrad didn’t invent Scotch, because Cinderella isn't a Russian epic, because a Russian didn’t invent quadrotriticale, but mostly because “vessel” is pronounced with a "v" damn it!
Jonno This is what happens when someone says "Ni!" at you one too many times...
Magnus I knew we shouldn't have let him watch Enterprise
Bryan Moore While wholly innocent at the time, Trekkies everywhere would one day laugh at images of Sulu delicately holding a mans head.
Captain Reynolds Scotty: "Wow, what a lightweight - one shot 'a Scotch and he's out like a light!"
Bodhi Spock: "He was, and always shall be, a Monkee."
Niall Johnson Koenig plays dead so he can slip off to the Babylon 5 sets to play a cooler role.

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