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Caption Competition

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30 Jul 2007

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Winner

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Lucky Strike Spock: Fascinating.
Kirk: I don't care; it vibrates, let's take it with us.

Special Mention

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Unknown Sample "Mork calling Orson... come in, Orson."
EMH_MkI Deadly Glowing Ball: Now, I will randomly kill one of you! And by random, I mean the redshirt!!!
Niall Johnson McCoy: "So what do we do with it?"
Kirk: "Well, Playboy are shooting an all-girl beach volleyball special next door..."
Chaos4700 Kirk: Spock, I know you said this solar system's primary was a dwarf star, but I have to say, I was still expecting something a little bit... bigger.
Tiberius ... and then, from somewhere above them, they heard a deafining voice cry, "Fore!" They looked up, just in time to see a giant golf club swinging directly for them!
Ty. G McCoy: Take two of these and call me in the morning.
Kirk: But I can't swallow a pill THIS big!
McCoy: You've got it backwards, it's a suppository.
mwhittington Twenty-third century bug zapper, and men still can't look away from it!
OlderThanTOS Kirk: "Grail-shaped beacon" my ass.
jg Finally, we finally get a caption compitition that has some balls.
nerd86 McCoy: My god it's full of stars.
Spock: Actually those are LEDs.
The Wormhole Sargon: "So you see, Captain. My ball is bigger than your balls put together."
Foxbat The landing party stumbles into a 23rd century bowling alley...
Foxbat "Fools, I will destroy you all!"
"Hey, that sounds like Scotty..."
DBB Kirk: Psh! Mine are still bigger.
DBB Kirk: Pulaski...it keeps saying Pulaski. Over and over again.
Spock: Fascinating
ThomasJBryant It's disco, Jim, but not as we know it.
Foxbat "Captain, please explain the term 'Disco Ball'"
Admiral Ed Behold the ORB of Acting...
Lynn Campbell Kirk: Does every episode have to revolve around some powerful orb with superior mental capacity?
McCoy: Oh I don’t know, does every episode have to involve you taking off your shirt?
Spock: Ah toupee, I’m mean touché!
jg Kirk and crew discover the fighting arena for the brutal and illegal sport of tribble fighting.
Sondak "We've finally found it, sir. Enough birth control for the entire five year mission. Well, ensign?"

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