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| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | Crusher:"Here's the body." Geordi:"I'm not dead!" Crusher:"Shut up you'll be stone dead in a moment." Worf:"He says hes not dead." Crusher:"He's really very ill." Worf:"Can't take him it's against regulations." Data:"Isn't there somehting you can do?" Geordi:"I feel happ. I feel happy." *phaser* |
| Name | Caption |
| Premonition_45 | And then, the Daystrom Institute's servers crashed from all the Biggus Dickus jokes. |
| Lee | Cruising through alternate timelines: cool Wearing a command track red shirt: great Realizing that it's the yellow shirt guys who suffer untimely deaths: priceless |
| Pinky & the Brain | Data: What is a Brazilian? |
| Doublemint | Star Trek XI: The Wrath of Graham |
| Swift | Data: *to Worf* "Oh my god, you killed Geordi!" Crusher: "You bastard!" |
| Jonas | CSI: USS Enterprise |
| ThomasJBryant | The little napkins are for the cocktail weiners. |
| Niall Johnson | Yes, he accidentally brutally horribly cut himself and bled to death shaving. |
| truevaliance | Worf: "Oh my, what happened to Geordi?" Data: "A game of Duck Hunt on the holodeck. The holographic Dick Cheney shot him in the face." |
| Niall Johnson | Worf: "Look, his will clearly said that I get his uniform." Data: "I notice the will is written in Klingon, and the words 'most handsome and well hung on the ship' is crossed out and 'dear comerade Worf is written alongside." Worf: "Bugger." Data: "That brings up another observation..." |
| Mikey | "...and just before he passed out, he muttered something about his name being Kunta..." |
| Mr. President | Troi: "I don't want to alarm anyone but there's something moving under that cloth." |
| CaptnQuantum | Crusher: As you will observe, his is of average length for an adult male, although much shorter than a Klingon's. How long is yours Data? Data: Actually, Doctor, mine is teelscopic. With a zoom lens. Crusher: Alright, so that concludes this meeting of the Enterprise photography club. |
| ExAstris | "Look, even Geordi is not immune! If we don't get a plan soon, Graham Kennedy will have his way and we'll ALL be naked in an upcoming caption competition!" |
| Wacky | "Yes, Worf. This IS a bad porn movie, and we DO need you to take your clothes off. Now." |
| nerd86 | Worf:"So where's the cake?" Crusher:"No dear, wake. I said join us for Geordi's wake." |
| Hisrak | Carry On Matron: The Next Generation |
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