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11 Feb 2007

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Mikey The aliens were finally at peace, having violently removed any external organs which would be even remotely capable of sensing Shatner's singing.

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ThomasJBryant In a final act of defiance, Kirk smudged the glass bubble thus causing the brains eons of irritation.
mknote Gene Roddenberry's response to NBC's claim that "The Cage" was "too cerebral."
Captain Feedback "THERE ARE THREE BRAINS!"
"What about Shatner?"
"THERE ARE THREE BRAINS! ! !"
Lister Kirk: I'm sorry, I can't help you. You're out of your heads.
mwhittington Kirk is seething with jealousy as, while he is too sexy for his shirt, the three aliens before him were too sexy for their whole bodies.
Randy Houle Kirk: "Scarecrow would be so jealous if he could see me right now..."
AJ Shatner's acting genius is especially obvious in scenes like this. I mean, can you imagine Patrick Steward or Scott Bakula trying to pull this scene off?
AJ Brains: "Divine Shadow, we salute you"
Kirk: "What the h...?"
Brains: "Oops, wrong series"
ThomasJBryant Captain Kirk finds the perfectly preserved brains of the top three caption competition winners from 2006.
Mr. President Captain Kirk was surprised when the blancmanges he ordered for dessert started talking.
Mr. President It's Shatner, it's shatner and the brains, brains, brains, brains, brains.
Bob6800 Brains to Kirk: "What is this "Bondage" you speak of ???"
drow The new, limited edition Bondage Kirk, only 49 pounds. Glowing brain thingies sold separately.
Rat Boy Provider: "Seriously, they told us that they'd unfreeze us in 500 years and give us new bodies. What a rip-off cryonics turned out to be."
drow Kirk: "I... accept, your challenge of interstellar whack-a-mole. Just give me a hammer!"
Tiberius Brains: ...and then we built the InfoSphere, a giant memory bank twice the size of three ordinary memory banks, but then this guy lacking the delta brain wave came and blasted it into another dimension...
Kirk: That is so sad...
The Steve Kirk: And you say that you were kidnapped by mice? I'm sorry Mr. Dent but I find that very hard to believe.
Foxbat For the first time in his storied career, Captain Kirk was going to have to choose a woman based on her mind and not her body.

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