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| Name | Caption |
| Bob6800 | Rom: Surely brother you've noticed my drinking problem began after Nog lost his leg at the battle of Nacho Grande? Quark: Yes, yes I did notice. And Don't call me Surely. |
| Name | Caption |
| Mikey | Rom tests his new mail-order "Ferengi-made vacuum-action lobe enlarger pump." |
| McFortner | Quark: What happened to you? Rom: I told Worf what the hew-mons used prune juice for..... |
| Hisrak | When Rom said he played the Ferengi Lute by ear, he wasn't joking... |
| Dan C. | Quark: "Never has the phrase 'In one ear, out the other" been used so literally..." |
| Griddles | Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place. |
| jg | Unbeknownst to Stargleet, the Ferengi have developed many hiding places for contraband. |
| Jack | "Twenty one bottles of beer in the ear. Twenty one bottles of beer...." |
| Jack | Quark: I still don't get this YourTube thing. |
| Helmsman #3 | Quark: "Do you really think Morn's rendition of 'I'm too Sexy For my Shirt' was that bad?" Rom: "Must... Destroy... Eardrum!!!!!" |
| FL | "Quark, to Counselor Dax. I think I have a patient for you." |
| Q | Although Rom wasn't as dumb as Quark generally implied, he did have moments. |
| Foxbat | "I'm a little teacup, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..." |
| Foxbat | (A Ferengi Haiku) Brothers Quark and Rom Contemplate an injury Inflicted by Worf |
| ZebulaNebula | Quark's family slide #47: here, Rom puts out an earwax fire with a margarita. |
| Rat Boy | Rom: I can hear the ocean! |
| Enzo Aquarius | Rom: What's that sonny-boy?! I can't quite hear ya! |
| SenatorVreenak | "That's still better than the last place you stuck that." |
| Dennie Hebels | A Ferengi living on Deep Space 9 Thought his life was going just fine His brother did not For he saw him get shot With some glassware intended for wine |
| Hugh Jass | So insert the Babel Fish they said It translates all thoughts so you can understand them! So whats the problem? My vole said he loved me! |
| Pinky & the Brain | Rom you appear to have a drink problem |
| Dennie Hebels | Another fine example 24th century technology: the "Ear trumpet Ultra" for when you absolutely positively need to hear every gossip in your bar. |
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