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| Name | Caption |
| Gonzo | Why do the red-shirts always die? Because they're godless communists, that's why. |
| Name | Caption |
| Gonzo | Quick Spock, get their wallets. |
| Hugh Jass | Listen if you don't let me sing I'll kill Spock next! |
| Thöme | The real reason why TOS was cancelled after only three years. They ran out of extras. |
| Griddles | It's the annual Staff vs Redshirts day, and every year is the same... |
| McFortner | Scotty, the carniverous bunny has killed three of my Redshirts. Beam down the Holy Handgrenade! |
| Zeke Thorne | Kirk: I wish to complain about these crewmen what beamed down not half an hour ago from your very starship. Spock: Oh yes, the, uh, the Starfleet Reds...what's, uh, what's wrong with them? Kirk: I'll tell you what's wrong with 'em my lad: they're dead, that's what's wrong with 'em! Spock: No no, they're, uh, they're resting. Remarkable crew, the Starfleet Reds, idn'it ay? Beautiful ensemble! |
| Turgon | Kirk to Enterprise, we need more cannon fod... I mean more security guys. |
| Bryan Moore | In an episode clearly meant to parallel the ever-increasing tension in Vietnam, our heroes had it out with the reds. |
| Bryan Moore | "They're dead, Jim," said a stoic Spock 'Bout the redshirts found slain by a rock "You stole Bones's line, But I suppose thats just fine. Its not like their deaths are a shock!" |
| The Steve | Mutiny is taken VERY seriously in Starfleet. |
| The Steve | In the 23rd century, Laser Quest became a hell of a lot more lethal. |
| Gator | Kirk to Enterprise. We are running out of Red Shirts down here. Beam down more nameless victims. |
| Imperium | Indications of what humans would call a - wild party, sir. |
| truevaliance | Kirk: "This is the captain. Mr. Spock and I are going to kill all the red shirts down here and a clown." Spock: "Why a clown?" Kirk: "See? Nobody cares about the redshirts..." |
| ByAnyOtherName | "Damn... Ensign Reynolds was cut down in the middle of 'I'm a Little Teapot.' See? There was his handle. There was his spout." |
| drow | Kirk: "HELLO! My name is Inigo Kirk. You killed my red shirts. PREPARE TO DIE!" Spock: "STOP SAYING THAT!" |
| clive | spock: say it! guy on floor: im your bitch spock: oh yeah |
| Kevin P. | I'm trying to hold him off with my phaser, Enterprise, but his pon-farr has gone completely out of control this time. Get someone else down here before he does to these bodies what I think he's going to do. |
| Bill Ding | Looks like Cheney *ahem* I mean SPOCK, had another hunting accident... |
| Giliberti | And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust |
| JilliBean | They waited patiently...inconspicuously...when the time was right, the Palm People would eliminate these two newcomers, just as they had the three before them. |
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