Grand Nagus Zek

"Actually, I just stopped by to return this."

"Why? Is something wrong with it?"

"No, it's lovely. I just can't accept it."

"Then I suppose a night of wild passionate romance is out of the question?"

"That's right."

"Just thought I'd ask."

"Actually, I've lost my taste for beetle snuff. It might be fun for you and me, but it's no fun for the beetles!"

"Boys, together we're going to reconquer an empire or die in the attempt!"

"Nagus, you remember my son, Nog, don't you? He's the first Ferengi to join Starfleet."

"I'll try not to hold that against him."

"Oh, let her go. There's something about that woman I find intoxicating."