| Name : | Winner : Fat Tony |
Kirk:"Don't kill me honey! I didn't want to miss our wedding! I swear! The Klingons attacked us! Uh... the Romulans disabled our engines! I spilt coffee on the controls! The red shirt torpedo backfired! Spock pinched me, Scotty was drunk and couldn't fix the engines! OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! |
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