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The riddle thread

Post by Sionnach Glic »

As the title sugests, let's post some riddles, and see can anyone guess the answer.
To start off, here's an easy one for you:
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
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Post by Captain Seafort »

Ah, the old Sphinx riddle.

A human - who crawls as a child, walks as an adult, and uses a stick in their old age.

You're in a house, and all the walls face south. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?
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It's white - all four walls can only face south if you're at the North Pole, and thus the animal is patently a polar bear.

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Post by mwhittington »

I'm just guessing here, but is it a bee hive?
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Post by Zanarkand »

Mikey, that is an Egg.

The 8 of us move forward, and not back, to protect our king from an enemy attack.
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Post by Mikey »

Zanarkand hits the nail on the head! And yours would have to be chess pawns, right? I unfortunately don't have another riddle to hand, so we'll have to wait for someone to gues whittington's.
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Post by Zanarkand »

I have another one, and from the same source. When you need a riddle, where else do you go, but The Riddler?

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Come on!
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

When you look at the numbers on my face, you won't see 13 anyplace.
What am I?
Easy: a clock.
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

Whoops, forgot to ask my own riddle.

You are in a room with two other people. One person turns to you and, pointing at the other man, says
Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is he?
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Post by Reliant121 »

Your son?

Simple one...I think

I have a bag of twenty fruit. There are equal portions of each. there are 5 apples, 5 pears, 5 grapes....what is the other fruit type?

Fruit: I am exotic, deep red and have around 600 seeds.
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

I thought nephew but I am not sure...
Nope. Close, though.
I have a bag of twenty fruit. There are equal portions of each. there are 5 apples, 5 pears, 5 grapes....what is the other fruit type?

Fruit: I am exotic, deep red and have around 600 seeds.
Hmm, passionfruit?
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Post by Reliant121 »

I altered post...and nope...not far off...
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Your son?
Correct.
and nope...not far off...
Strawberry?
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Post by Reliant121 »

Just went cold. you were pretty close with passionfruit.
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