Famous last words

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I've got a good one:

Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".
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Re: Famous last words

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I've got a good one:

Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Anyone other than Q to Worf

"Microbrain!!!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON"
"Why not?"
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Anonymous lol
"Quantum" it'll make ya do things unexpectedly
Don't read this. Believe me, it's better for your health.
There! :p
hahahahahaha!
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"Think he's dead, or just asleep?"

- Gary Larson
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bob wrote:"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON"
"Why not?"

OR

"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!"

"You mean this one?" :mrgreen:
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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:laughroll: :laughroll:
that's the one I meant
Anonymous lol
"Quantum" it'll make ya do things unexpectedly
Don't read this. Believe me, it's better for your health.
There! :p
hahahahahaha!
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"She SAID she was eighteen! I swear!" :happydevil:
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"I'm invincible!"
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Rochey wrote:"I'm invincible!"
*cue lots of liquid helium* :lol:
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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A quiet moment on the Enterprise - E bridge.

Wesley Crusher: Say, Captain, what's this memo you pasted on the tactical console?
(Silence - Wesley is the only one on the bridge)
Wesley: That's odd, let's read the memo...

MEMO TO ALL BRIDGE CREW:
PLEASE LEAVE THE BRIDGE. UTOPIA PLANITIA IS ABOUT TO INITIATE A BARYON SWEEP WHICH WILL VAPORIZE ORGANIC MATTER AND BARYON PARTICLES.
OH YES, AND SOMEONE REMEMBER TO TELL WESLEY... OOPS... SORRY, WES!

Wesley: OK, I'm boned.

The green baryon sweep hits the end of the bridge and vaporizes Wesley. Hooray!
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"This is one year that I'd like to forget."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Wouldn't that actually be: "Time's up." ?
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shran wrote:Wouldn't that actually be: "Time's up." ?
:::scrathing head:::

Could be......................................
They say that in the Army,
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Damn the torpedos. Full speed ahead!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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