Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
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Teaos
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Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
You could avoid away teams but then you miss out on all the Alien girls...
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Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
Well, interesting alien women do come on board sometimes. Some are a bit freaky, but for every Princess who turns into a Wookie when she's angry, theres an empathic concubine born and raised for no other purpose then to please men.
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Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
One thing about the redshirts, at least, they were mounred. Kirk remembered your name, beat himself up over your death...
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Yeah, I think the only funeral I remember since TOS was Tasha Yar's funeral, and she was hardly a redshirt.
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Erm, actually she was a "redshirt", she was chief of security.Rochey wrote:Yeah, I think the only funeral I remember since TOS was Tasha Yar's funeral, and she was hardly a redshirt.
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Yeah, but she wore gold, didn't she? 
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And a fat lot of good it did her too 
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Thus the "redshirt", the TOS redshirts in question were security, and so was she.Rochey wrote:Yeah, but she wore gold, didn't she?
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Eh, true.
Okay, so aside from the commander of the redshirts, have we ever seen a funeral for one?
Okay, so aside from the commander of the redshirts, have we ever seen a funeral for one?
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There was Munitz in DS9 - a vigil rather than a funeral, but good enough to count I reckon.Rochey wrote:Okay, so aside from the commander of the redshirts, have we ever seen a funeral for one?
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Ah, so we have one.
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*BUMP*
EDIT: Nevermind, that's the one.
EDIT: Nevermind, that's the one.
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This survey had me cracking up.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Fun stuff.
Not only that, its my entire stats class in a single article!
I think we should've just used this article and analogy and not that dang complicated book!!
Not only that, its my entire stats class in a single article!
I think we should've just used this article and analogy and not that dang complicated book!!
Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
Um... what are you people talking about, It's an article about text messages. 
or that's what I get at least
or that's what I get at least