"Fantasy Island" trailer

[Nutso]

In Blumhouse’s new spin on Fantasy Island, the enigmatic Mr. Roarke makes the secret dreams of his lucky guests come true at a luxurious but remote tropical resort. But when the fantasies turn into nightmares, the guests have to solve the island’s mystery in order to escape with their lives.

[Vic]

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

In Blumhouse’s new spin on Fantasy Island, the enigmatic Mr. Roarke makes the secret dreams of his lucky guests come true at a luxurious but remote tropical resort. But when the fantasies turn into nightmares, the guests have to solve the island’s mystery in order to escape with their lives.

Oh, oh! At the fourteen-second mark, the button has a snake on it. Temptation, like in Genesis! Isn't that clever? Isn't that so fucking clever?!

Fuck this. Fuck this movie. Fuck this grimdark bullshit. Fuck it with a chainsword from Warhammer 40K. Just fuuuuuuck it.

[Graham Kennedy]

Because what the fantastical, slightly goofy, but ultimately family friendly show needed was MORE MURDER!!!!

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Because what the fantastical, slightly goofy, but ultimately family friendly show needed was MORE MURDER!!!!

Exactly! Grimdark is the way to go!

Also, I can't remember the name of the host, but he has approximately a billionth of the charisma of Ricardo Montalban.

[Nutso]

[Graham Kennedy]

"So, what's your fantasy?"
"I'd like to live in a world where Hollywood doesn't constantly revisit old franchises only to shit all over the thing that made us like them, please."