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   | Quark : | "Captain, you're just in time for happy hour." |  | Sisko : | "Do I look happy, Quark?" |  | 
| | O'Brien : | "It's not easy being funny wearing these teeth." |  |  | disguised as a Klingon | 
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| | Sisko : | "Brag all you want! But don't get between me and the bloodwine!" |  |  | disguised as a Klingon | 
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| | Odo : | "It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles." |  |  | on Klingon bloodwine | 
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   | Kira : | "But don't forget, this... is still your fault." |  | Bashir : | "My fault?" |  | Kira : | "You performed the transfer from Keiko to me." |  | Bashir : | "After you volunteered." |  | Kira : | "After you put the idea in my head." |  | Bashir : | "After you flew the runabout into the asteroid field." |  | Kira : | "After you insisted we check on those anomalous bio-scans." |  | Bashir : | "That was Keiko." |  | Kira : | "That's right. It was, but I'd rather blame you." |  |  | referring to her pregnancy |  | 
| | Gowron : | "You want to kill me, Worf? You're welcome to try!" |  |  | to Worf | 
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