| Quote | 
| Picard :  | "Sometimes, Number One, you just have to bow to the absurd."  |   | to Riker |  
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   | Danilo :  | "What the hell was that thing?"  |  
   | Worf :  | "Automated fire system. A force field contains the flame until the remaining oxygen within the field has been consumed."  |  
   | Danilo :  | "What if I had been under that thing?"  |  
   | Worf :  | "You would have been standing in the fire."  |  
 
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   | Brenna :  | "And what are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?"  |  
   | Riker :  | "I thought I had."  |  
 
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   | Brenna :  | "Do you not like girls?"  |  
   | Riker :  | "Of course I do. Oh... is there a technique to this foot washing?"  |  
   | Brenna :  | "You generally start at the top and work your way down..."  |  
 
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| Danilo :  | "You see lad, every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain."  |   | to Worf |  
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