| Quote | 
| | Quark : | "It never hurts to suck up to the boss." |  |  | to Pel | 
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   | Quark : | "No, he's right. If something goes wrong, it'll be my fault!" |  | Rom : | "Then you're going to need help, brother." |  | Quark : | "Yes!" |  | Rom : | "Someone to serve as your consultant during negotiations." |  | Quark : | "Yes!" |  | Rom : | "Someone like me." |  | Quark : | "No." |  | 
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   | Dax : | "That's because you don't socialise with them the way I do. Looking back over seven lifetimes, I can't think of a single race I've enjoyed more." |  | Kira : | "Did anyone ever tell you that you have very strange taste?" |  | 
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   | Dax : | "You know he once convinced me to go up to a holosuite with him. Turns out he recreated the bedroom I slept in as a child. He overheard me describing it to Kira. Of course, most of the details were wrong, but it was a very sweet gesture, up until he tried to kiss me." |  | Pel : | "That sounds like Quark." |  | Dax : | "I don't care what anybody says, I love him." |  | Pel : | "So do I." |  | Dax : | "You really do, don't you?" |  | Pel : | "What?" |  | Dax : | "Love Quark. Don't bother trying to deny it. I've seen the way you look at him." |  | Pel : | "Please, keep your voice down." |  | Dax : | "Does he know?" |  | Pel : | "He doesn't even know I'm a female." |  | Dax : | "You're a woman?!" |  | 
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   | Kira : | "Actually, I just stopped by to return this." |  | Zek : | "Why? Is something wrong with it?" |  | Kira : | "No, it's lovely. I just can't accept it." |  | Zek : | "Then I suppose a night of wild passionate romance is out of the question?" |  | Kira : | "That's right." |  | Zek : | "Just thought I'd ask." |  |