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Crossover Idea:
Welcome Back Keiko
A plucky schoolteacher, Keiko O’Brien tries to educate a cantankerous group of kids from the wrong side of the promenade, the Sweat Holes: Jakey Boom-Boom Sisko, Noggy Barbarino, Arnold Dunarshack and Zelisko Epstein |
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| "Is it May yet? Can I stop smiling?" |
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| Keiko, doing her best Marty Feldman imitation! |
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| Are we using the metric calendar this month? |
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| Keiko just found out about her April surprise. It will arrive in roughly 7 months. |
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| Keiko finds out that the egg Miles gave her for Easter was much more fun than a chocolate one. |
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| The look you get when you forgot about April Fools Day. |
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| "Completing my tax return is such fun!" |
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| Keiko was delighted with the app controlled chastity device she had put on Miles. |
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| "Well hello sailor!" |
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| Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
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| “Miles, did you have to create a scale replica of the Alamo?” |
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| Keiko: Bill, Ted, you traveled to the wrong time line. |
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| "Shiny!" |
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Keiko wondered what the kids would think if she licked the top of her Muller yoghurt port in front of them. Would they draw pictures of her to show their parents?
(Sorry non-Brits - you won't have seen the advert!) |
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| Nog: “Mrs. O’Brien… could you cut the crusts off my beetle puree and jelly sandwich… then chew it for me.” |
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Crossover Idea:
Welcome Back Keiko
A plucky schoolteacher, Keiko O’Brien tries to educate a cantankerous group of kids from the wrong side of the promenade, the Sweat Holes: Jakey Boom-Boom Sisko, Noggy Barbarino, Arnold Dunarshack and Zelisko Epstein |
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| Miles: Molly chose my clothes for our date tonight. |
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| "OK, Miles. I've got you a great job ... as Quark's toy boy." |
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| Miles: Keiko, don’t be mad, but there was a transporter accident. Julian was turned into a cat. We are the ones who will be caring for him. Don’t ask me about the specifics of how this happened. |
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Molly! No!
(Crash) |
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| Molly! No! |
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| Miles tried on his wedding suit. The ‘fit’ has changed in ways best described by Keiko’s expression. |
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| “Miles, please stop practicing your ‘Spaceballs Salute.’” |
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| Keiko, her eyes wide. |
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Keiko [sarcastically]: "Um, surrrre Miles... I don't mind AT ALL if you go down to the holosuites and waste your time with Julian rather than spend one evening with your family."
Miles: "Thanks, Keiko. I'll see you in the morning."
Keiko [to self]: "Putz!"
Miles: "Your welcome!" |
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| "Ooooo! Look at the size of that tariff!" |
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Inflation must be pretty high
if Elon Musk can't buy an election
for 19 million dollars. |
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| Kieko: I see you are not worried about your dignity. |
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| Set eyes to maximum ‘judgy.’ |
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| The ‘I have photos to prove it’ look. |
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Kieko: Miles, I am a teacher. Star Trekkin is a grammatically incorrect song. There’s Klingons on the starboard bow is a major problem. ‘There’s’ is the verbal contraction of ‘there is,’ referring to a singular object. Klingons is plural. When referring to a plural, ‘there are’ or its contraction ‘there’re’ is used. And this a song written by those in higher education….
Miles: Buzz kill… |
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| "Ohhhhhhh, Frankie!" |
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| "OMG, Miles! So you CAN eat your own body weight in Easter eggs!" |
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Molly: "Mommy, why does Daddy spend so much time alone with Dr. Bashir?"
Keiko: "Well Molly, Daddy enjoys his company."
Molly: "But why does he always come home smelling like baby oil and incense?"
Keiko: "Because your daddy is a sick bastard."
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Keiko: "Sooo... You will be spending the next 6 hours in Holodeck 2 with Julian storming the Bastille?
Miles: "Sure, we may spend an hour or two in Quarks after. What are you going to do to keep yourself busy?"
Keiko: "Dax and I will be in Holodeck 1 running The Immersive Caligula Experience."
Miles: "Great... You guys enjoy yourselves." |
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| Miles: Keiko, does this make me look fat? |
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| Learning your March Madness Bracket was wrong at every point. |
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| Learning your kid just talked about your ‘dating’ life in kindergarten. |
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| I know that look. The wife/girlfriend looking at her man after he does something intended to be wholesome, only to turn it into epic cringe. |
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