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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | The Excelsior’s crew has chosen to kneel before Zod. |
| N'tran DS 12 | The recording of Uhura's fan dance goes viral. |
| Horta not Vorta | Circling Uranus hunting for cling ons. |
| Chromedome | "So, to conserve our energy reserves, Microsoft CoPilot is telling us to go round and round in ever decreasing circles?" |
| Oh Frankie | What? Joey Chestnut banned!! |
| Captain 8472 | As the unknown ship initiates contact, a creepy doll appears on screen. It white face with black hair moves do to an unseen force controlling it before speaking. “Do you want to play a game?” |
| Captain 8472 | As Pride Month begins, Captain Sulu’s temporary uniform was quite the surprise. |
| Captain 8472 | For the Excelsior, a career defining event. For the Enterprise, a normal Tuesday. |
| McFortner | Damn, that's one big bug. |
| McFortner | Why did they put the main viewscreen on the ceiling? |
| Chromedome | "These AI generated captions are crap!" |
| N'tran DS 12 | Cloud Minders? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | “Come on Seabiscuit!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bridge crew of the ADHD Starship ‘Whazat?‘ “Have you seen the keys to the ship? ...Did anyone see me take my meds this morning? …Oh look, a Cardassian vole!!” |
| Chromedome | "I know we're at red alert, but this is a penalty shootout!" |
| N'tran DS 12 | Three Stooges? |
| Chromedome | "Check on! Three Big Kahuna burgers, a Metronian Rarebit, two Vegemax Wraps & a Megachoc Sundae for the bridge!" "You'll need a tray." "Don't you think I've got enough to carry?" |
| Captain 8472 | The crew is surprisingly enamored by the laser pointer. |
| Captain 8472 | It appears a pigeon managed to sneak it’s way onto the ship’s bridge. |
| Captain 8472 | As the bridge crew looked on in awe, Sulu managed to pull off the ‘hidden doughnut’ trick. Be glad no-one else was forced to watch. |
| Captain 8472 | It turns out Sulu presents his ‘Captain’s Log’ in the Kirk format. |
| Captain 8472 | Three Little Pigs, Starfleet Edition |
| Chromedome | (offscreen) "OK, you get vapourised in scene 32, you're crushed flat in scene 75, and you return to central casting because your death scene has been cut." |
| Chromedome | "The Claw! All hail the Claw!" |
| Captain 8472 | The daily story time became quite the success. |
| N'tran DS 12 | My God, it's full of stars. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: “Don't believe them. Don't trust them.” Spock: “They're dying.” Kirk: “Let them die!” Ensign: “Errr… Captain Kirk… You’re on ship-wide transmission.” Kirk: “Aaaa... Just kidding… haha… Let them die? Get it... Yuck-yuck! Kirk out.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see an early screen test for the men on “Friends”. Director: “LeBlanc… You look great. Perry… You’ll do. Just lose the stubble. Schwimmer, eeew… Hang on a minute, I need have a talk with makeup.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Multi-species toilets… Never a good idea. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | …count 6: Guilty …count 7: Guilty …count 8: Guilty … |
| Chromedome | "Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" "No, it's the director on the camera dolly." |
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