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Captain 8472 Harry Kim, the newest investor on Shark Tank.
Chromedome Apart from the uniform, this looks disturbingly like one of my customers in a Teams meeting.
Captain 8472 Revenge will be swift and brutal. No-one leaves an ‘upper decker’ in Harry’s quarters.
Chromedome Harry was pleased. He had successfully released a stealthy fart in the meeting and Paris had been blamed. Result.
Captain 8472 I know this look. I get it when people reject me as well.
Captain 8472 Harry has been ignored for the last time. His response will be subtle and cruel.
Chromedome Harry arrived early for the meeting so he could see Paris discover the whoopee cushion on his seat.
Captain 8472 Harry has just been turned down for a promotion again. Tom regularly breaks rules and gets to move up, but the strait shooter known as Harry Kim is ignored.
Frankie Chestnuts Harry ponders getting a facial tattoo...
"That's exactly what I need now... THEN I'll get the respect I deserve..."
Frankie Chestnuts Talent Night on Voyager... Harry ALWAYS knocked them dead with his Melania Trump imitation.
Chromedome He hated the script meetings. What suffering would the scriptwriters dump on Harry in this episode?
Chromedome Harry hadn't noticed a little box on HIS chair.
Captain 8472 Realizing that being stranded means there are only so many people out ranking you and each of their deaths results in an automatic promotion.
Chromedome Harry was dreaming of a universe without Wesley Crusher - and don't we all?
Captain 8472 Disappointed father energy
Captain 8472 Harry knew this would happen. Now he must resist saying’I told you so.’
Frankie Chestnuts Harry [to self]: “Mmmmm… I’ll reprogram the EMH to release my Captain Proton Obedience Gas. Janeway and her toadies will be easy to control. Then I’ll take charge and the SHIP WILL BE MINE…. Bwa-ha-ha-ha… BWA-HA-HA-HA.”
Chakotay: ‘I’m not sure, Captain… Harry, what do you think?”
Harry [startled]: “Well, um… I agree with the Captain.”
Paris [under his breath]: “Toadie!”
Frankie Chestnuts Harry [to self]: “Mmmmm… I’ll reprogram the EMH to release my Captain Proton Obedience Gas. Janeway and her toadies will be easy to control. Then I’ll take charge and the SHIP WILL BE MINE…. Bwa-ha-ha-ha… BWA-HA-HA-HA.”
Chromedome "So what do you want of me, Mr. Chestnuts?"
Captain 8472 Harry Kim, Darth Corruptus
Captain 8472 Harry’s brain just broke. The reason: he walked in on Jayneway and Q.
Captain 8472 All Harry needs is a bald head and a white cat.
Chromedome "Harry, you don't know what you're doing. For that reason ... you're HIRED!"
Chromedome "Harry, you don't know what you're doing. For that reason ... you're fired!"
Captain 8472 After so many years stuck as an Ensign, Harry Kim has decided to go the route of a 1980s CEO.

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