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Name | Caption |
Captain 8472 | “When was my job replaced by AI?” |
N'tran DS 12 | Ring of Fire |
Chromedome | "Get me an Uber. I'm outta here!" |
Captain 8472 | The individual pictured was set up on a blind date by a friend. The date turned out to be Wesley Crusher. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Pike: "Good God Number One!! You look like number two!" |
Captain 8472 | “Yes, I was head of security for a library before joining Starfleet. Why does that matter?” |
Captain 8472 | “Wait, I am not good enough for Kirk to persue?!” |
Captain 8472 | “Wait, crew members have to do WHAT with me for Enterprise Bingo?!” |
Captain 8472 | “The crew found out about my internet search history!?” |
Captain 8472 | “Yes, that is a miniature black hole behind me, but it is fully contained.” *screeching crunch, alarms sound* |
Chromedome | "This Venn diagram shows, inside the circle, the members of the Wesley Crusher Fan Club ..." |
Horta not Vorta | If this is the view up Q's rectum, Call the picture #1 and #2. |
Captain 8472 | The new puppy just chewed up the captain’s shoes. |
Captain 8472 | This is the face I get when I must appease an unreasonable manager. |
Chromedome | "Eee, tha scrubs up reet greatly, tha knows flower!" |
Chromedome | "As you can see, it really IS full of stars!" |
Chromedome | "This is the view up Q's rectum." |
Chromedome | "This is a computer simulation of what would happen if Q set light to his farts." |
Chromedome | "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to give her a decent caption." |
Chromedome | "Please, give me a decent caption!" |
Chromedome | "Do you want fries with that?" |
N'tran DS 12 | When you look into the Abyss, the abyss also looks into you. |
Captain 8472 | “Please explain why I was invited to this party, and why I am the only woman in attendance.” |
Captain 8472 | Director: You need to look sexy, not act. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Yea, it’s all about the The Feminine Mystique |
Captain 8472 | When asking for an honest opinion, don’t be surprised if the response is delivered with hesitation. |
Captain 8472 | “So, you are saying I will get Federation citizenship if I marry you?” |
Captain 8472 | “No, I am not some type of angel. Why do you ask?” |
Frankie Chestnuts | Pike: "Okay, Number One... I understand all that Illyrian 'holier than thou" superiority garbage, but I just think the halo is a bit much. |
Captain 8472 | Once again, misogyny breaks another soul. |
Captain 8472 | “Yes, the female uniform is designed by human males, and I have lodged multiple complaints.” |
Captain 8472 | “Yes, that is a cross-temporal portal behind me, and I did travel through it.” |
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