| Name | Caption | 
| epclarkson | Trip: That is not what I meant by keeping 'abreast' of the situation. | 
| Captain Feedback | Trip: "I could really use your help right now, but I see you have your hands full. Well not really FULL, but half-full, O.K., more than half full . . . UH . . ." Hoshi: "You are so not helping . . ."
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| McFortner | This is the LAST TIME I'm playing strip poker with a species that can read minds.... | 
| Superknijn | And you thought that the TOS clothing was skimpy. | 
| Mikey | "Now for a little green body paint, and the Enterprise will be MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" | 
| Hisrak | Finally, someone who really IS too sexy for her shirt! | 
| Hugh jass | I'm horny, horny, horny, horny! Bugger it's Harry Kim | 
| EMH_MkI | Hoshi: I don't need to be a linguist to read what you're all thinking. | 
| Mikey | "Whoa! When the captain said 'landing party,' I thought he meant it would be like his 'other' parties." | 
| Drake Zure | Freud would be intrigued, but he'd blame it on Kennedy's mom... | 
| DanielB | And so began the Great Trekkie Brainstroke of 2002... | 
| Capt. Jethro | Hoshi never really cared for Betazoid weddings. 
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| Giuseppe | After messing with the timeline yet again, Capt. Archer returned to a universe where the ferengi women's dress code was just being adopted. | 
| Warp 10 | Girls Gone Wild: Enterprise! | 
| XZB | "Strippers..in..Spaaaace!!!!" | 
| RV | Hoshi: "Trip said it was a transporter accident." Tailor: "Hmm, I'm not quite certain about the "accident" part of his explanation."
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| Brian Phillips | I am an expert in laguages, but I'm most fluent in body language. This means get out! |