Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Jason F.	Klingon Woman: Make love to me! Kim: At least I'm not wearing red.....

Special Mention

Name	Caption
AJ	Kim: "The quickest way to a mans heart..." Ch'Rega: "... is straight through the ribcage. But I warn you, this is gonna be messy!"
Mikey	"Tell me the truth - do I need to get tested?"
Kalor	Klingon: If you do not cease jabbing that phaser into me I will kill you long before you have a chance to use it. Kim: Umm... thats not a phaser...
Kalor	Tell me how beautiful and sweet and lovely I am or I will strangle you with your own intestines!
Kevin P.	I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes.
Bryan Moore	"What's that on your breath?" "It is lobster, Starfleet!" "Well no more winning caption competitions for him..."
scatterbrain	Me want snu snu.
Game Guru GG	Kim: Gigh'tal! GIGH'TAL!!! Female Klingon: Don't mind if I do! Kim: It's the safeword!!!
CaptainQuantum	Hey! Starfleet! My face is up here!
Bryan Moore	The Klingon, Ch'Rega, with bosom heaving Told Kim his pants would soon be leaving For Harry this was welcome news As unlike the cow, she stood on two's... The par'Mach would last the whole night long And be worthy of a Klingon song But yet again, Kim had much less For Neelix took the Klingon-ess!
Paladin	Klingon: "Look into my eyes... I said, my EYES !"
Lobster	Harry: "I give you my heart!" Klingon: "Thanks, but I already had lunch today..."
Sir Joseph Bazooka	Klingon " Tell that Holographic Doctor one of His Crewmen is severely injured". Harry " What,,,,I'm Not Injured". Klingon " By the time I'm Finished with You,,,You will be".
Sondak	Like many Klingon females, Ch'Rega did her shopping at Lursa & B'Etor's Secret.
Lister	Kim: My what large...ridges you have.
Sir Joseph Bazooka	" if You EVER say they're false again I'll rip Yer 'Ead off."

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