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| Name | Caption |
| Tiberius | I am the coolest member of the groovy Q continuum I found some whacky outfits and decided to change into them I play the trumpet beautifully and I can sing so lyrical But when I popped onto the bridge, they found me so hysterical! |
| Name | Caption |
| Lobster | Q: "Ave, Picarde praefecte navis! Ego veni -" Picard: "You mixed up Latin and Latin-American!" |
| N'tran | Off screen Riker holds up his trombone: "Mine's bigger." |
| DanielB | John de Lancie, Fake Smile: "What do you mean I'll be infected by a Goa'uld??" |
| Jack | Picard: No,Q, singing Serenata is not one of the tips to win the Caption Competition. |
| Mikey | Riker, aside: "No, Q - I described the Captain as 'sombre,' not 'sombrero...'" |
| Schizo-Hal | It's a Balding Contest! AND PICARD'S WINNING! |
| Drake Zure | "Captain, are my backup singers checking out my ass?" "Yes, Q, I'm afraid they are." |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Q: " Keep Your Communicator Jean-Luc, You forget I'm omnipotent, I therefor need NO Steeenking Badges" |
| CaptainGibbles | "You're from France??? Really??? Now I just feel stupid." |
| captain pike | Janeawway would not sleep with me so I had to tequilla! |
| AJ | Q: "Alright captain, I'll delete Wesley from the timeline. But ONLY if you'll allow my band to perform on the bridge." Picard: "Tempting, so tempting...." |
| Q | There once was fellow named Q His friends really were few so he got a sombrero and continued to harrow Picard and the rest of the crew |
| McFortner | Picard: Q! What is the meaning of those costumes? Q: Now you know why nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! |
| Jarno Miedema | Picard: *Sigh* I can say one thing about you, Q.. You're omni-annoying.. |
| Kevin P. | I finally allow you grant me one wish, Q, and you insist on mis-hearing me. I said I wanted a STRUMPET. |
| McFortner | Q: So, Earthlings, I present you with a simple choice. Think carefuly, for you hold your very lives in your hands. Now choose: Now die in the vacuum of space, or tell me how good you thought my trumpet playing was! |
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